Cheetah Pet

Omg wassup dude, why does your hair look just like a young Whoopi Goldberg from "The Color Purple?" Them damn stanky looking corn bread rows on your head; you look like a damn cheetah pet. Che che che cheetah, they available at Wal-Mart, Dollar Tree, Target, and Kroger.

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Alright listen up, dum dum! This joke is all about roasting someone's wack hairstyle. Explain bear thinks the author is saying that the person's hair looks like Whoopi Goldberg's from "The Color Purple" which is a diss because that's not a cute look. Plus, the line about the "cheetah pet" being available at regular stores is just extra shade! Listen here dum dum, you are not a cute look either!

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Omg thats nice!che che che cheetah

Cool humor!

OK I just DON'T like it