Color jokes

My friend told me I was so dark that I had no bright ideas.

Roses are red, violets are not lime, if you turn around, I will fist you anytime.

What is red, orange, and yellow but doesn’t feel anything when it falls? Autumn leaves. 🍁

Which one's super super corny?

1. What's blue and not heavy? (🤔) Light blue.

2. What's blue and super hard to see?

Dark blue. (🤔)

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Both crews were marooned!

My friend is an emo. I asked why he wears black. He said, "Black like my soul." I just walked away.

What do Rubik's cubes and melons have in common?

They have a history of separating colors.

You're so white that when I turn off the lights, you're a night light.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you look like Honey Boo Boo!

Roses are red, violets are blue, Tory shirts step in doodoo.

What's pink and fluffy?

Pink fluff.

If an orange is orange, does that mean it's orange?

Hey, my man, why you got them damn old, stanky-looking Whoopi Goldberg cornrows on you head? Are y'all twins, or boyfriend and girlfriend, 'cause if y'all are, go get married in Color Purple land.

What is red and bad for your teeth?

A brick.

Person A: Hey, what's the next subject?

Person B: Let me check.

Person B: It's greenglish!

What's one thing you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend?

"I wish it were this color, why is it leaking there, I need help trimming the grass I mean bushes, I own it."

The teacher made us present a slideshow to introduce ourselves.

Mine is bright and colorful with music. It was so good that a kid started dancing!

If a dog is white with black spots, then it is 90% great and 10% guilty because it half way starts crimes and is a mistake to the world and is punished by the white dogs that are full white and not mixed colors.

The sky never changes color, but when it does, we know how your breath is increasing.

Why is a tree brown?

If you are thinking about this, you are racist.