Color jokes
What's red, green, and slimy and slides down the chip shop window?
Abortion of chips.
I bought a white Xbox to last longer, and I bought a black Xbox to run faster.
Rainbows top the class, as they always score with flying colors.
Q: Why do depressed people always have colored hair?
A: That’s as close as they can get to dye.
Why is the Rubik’s cube record holder always American?
Because Americans are really good at separating colors.
I drove my new rainbow-colored car today. For some reason, it wouldn't go straight.
What's red and screams when you shake it?
A skinned baby in a bag of salt.
Why is an elephant big, grey, and hairy?
What's yellow and can't swim? A bus full of kids.
Where does bad light end up at?
In prism.
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?
Answer: There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.
What's black and white and read all over?
A newspaper.
What's black, white, black, white, red, white, black, red, black, then red all over?
A penguin falling down the stairs.
What is black and white and red all over? An exploding zebra!
Why is Mars red and not orange? Because it would be too bright.
What's white as snow within 15-25 mins after death and then black and blue and red all over?
A corpse, of course!
Roses are red, so is my gun. Why do you ask? Because it's full of blood.
What’s twelve inches and white?
Nothing.
What's the difference between Trump and a Cheez-It cracker?
The cracker is naturally orange.
Once I took a test on waving signal flags.
They said I passed with flying colors.
Roses are red,
foxes are red,
I like your butt, let me touch it forever.