Color jokes
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
It depends how hard you throw them.
Why are your eyes blue? Cuz they have food coloring in them.
So, I walked up to my grandma and I said, "What color would you be on a rainbow cupcake?" She just turned 61, ok, ok. So I'm like, "I got it, I got it, ok, ok." She's like: "Ok, what color?" I say: "Grey."
This is an inside joke for my friend Caiden...
"Hey, where’d you get that paint from?" "Ha! Paint!"
How is the world like a box of crayons?
Nobody likes the white ones.
And a side note, it's multi colored.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
It depends on how hard you throw them.
What do Rubik's cubes and melons have in common?
They have a history of separating colors.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Tory shirts step in doodoo.
You're so white that when I turn off the lights, you're a night light.
Hey, my man, why you got them damn old, stanky-looking Whoopi Goldberg cornrows on you head? Are y'all twins, or boyfriend and girlfriend, 'cause if y'all are, go get married in Color Purple land.
Roses are red, violets are blue, you look like Honey Boo Boo!
My friend is an emo. I asked why he wears black. He said, "Black like my soul." I just walked away.
What is red, orange, and yellow but doesn’t feel anything when it falls? Autumn leaves. 🍁
What's pink and fluffy?
Pink fluff.
Which one's super super corny?
1. What's blue and not heavy? (🤔) Light blue.
2. What's blue and super hard to see?
Dark blue. (🤔)
If an orange is orange, does that mean it's orange?
Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Both crews were marooned!
What is red and bad for your teeth?
A brick.
Person A: Hey, what's the next subject?
Person B: Let me check.
Person B: It's greenglish!
If a dog is white with black spots, then it is 90% great and 10% guilty because it half way starts crimes and is a mistake to the world and is punished by the white dogs that are full white and not mixed colors.