What's pink and fluffy?
Pink fluff.
Color Jokes
My friend is an emo. I asked why he wears black. He said, "Black like my soul." I just walked away.
If an orange is orange, does that mean it's orange?
Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Both crews were marooned!
Which one's super super corny?
1. What's blue and not heavy? (🤔) Light blue.
2. What's blue and super hard to see?
Dark blue. (🤔)
SOMEONE HELLLLPPPP
You're so white that when I turn off the lights, you're a night light.
Hey, my man, why you got them damn old, stanky-looking Whoopi Goldberg cornrows on you head? Are y'all twins, or boyfriend and girlfriend, 'cause if y'all are, go get married in Color Purple land.
The teacher made us present a slideshow to introduce ourselves.
Mine is bright and colorful with music. It was so good that a kid started dancing!
What's one thing you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend?
"I wish it were this color, why is it leaking there, I need help trimming the grass I mean bushes, I own it."
If a dog is white with black spots, then it is 90% great and 10% guilty because it half way starts crimes and is a mistake to the world and is punished by the white dogs that are full white and not mixed colors.
I wondered why there was red all over my bathroom til I found out that my sis had dyed her hair red. Man, it looked like somebody died in there! Lol.
Okay, what do you call that purple thing in your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend for some weird reason?
Dad better look out from Bob, battery-operated boyfriend, hahaha!
What's green then red all over?
A frog in a blender! :)
What is red and bad for your teeth?
A brick.
Person A: Hey, what's the next subject?
Person B: Let me check.
Person B: It's greenglish!
The sky never changes color, but when it does, we know how your breath is increasing.
Omg wassup dude, why does your hair look just like a young Whoopi Goldberg from "The Color Purple?" Them damn stanky looking corn bread rows on your head; you look like a damn cheetah pet. Che che che cheetah, they available at Wal-Mart, Dollar Tree, Target, and Kroger.
Why is a tree brown?
If you are thinking about this, you are racist.
What color is Sonic's ball?
Blue because he keeps getting rejected.
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you!
