Color jokes
Why are your eyes blue? Cuz they have food coloring in them.
What's brown and sticky?
What did you think! A stick......
What's a hamburger's favorite color?
Burgundy.
There's a one-story house. Everything's yellow, even the kitchen, living room, and bedrooms. What color are the stairs?
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You look like Shrek, And you make me peck.
How is the world like a box of crayons?
Nobody likes the white ones.
And a side note, it's multi colored.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
It depends on how hard you throw them.
What's one thing you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend?
"I wish it were this color, why is it leaking there, I need help trimming the grass I mean bushes, I own it."
If a dog is white with black spots, then it is 90% great and 10% guilty because it half way starts crimes and is a mistake to the world and is punished by the white dogs that are full white and not mixed colors.
Roses are red,
Lilies are white,
One race ends up dead
And the other ends up bright.
Why is an apple not called a "red", but an orange is called an "orange"?
What does a Right-Winger say when he sees a rainbow above the sky?
"A colorful sky? That's too woke for me. Jesus and our ancestors would have never stood for this!"
My friend told me I was so dark that I had no bright ideas.
Okay, what do you call that purple thing in your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend for some weird reason?
Dad better look out from Bob, battery-operated boyfriend, hahaha!
I wondered why there was red all over my bathroom til I found out that my sis had dyed her hair red. Man, it looked like somebody died in there! Lol.
What is red, orange, and yellow but doesn’t feel anything when it falls? Autumn leaves. 🍁
What's green then red all over?
A frog in a blender! :)
Roses are red, violets are blue, Tory shirts step in doodoo.
What do Rubik's cubes and melons have in common?
They have a history of separating colors.
Roses are red, violets are blue, you look like Honey Boo Boo!