Color jokes
What is large, grey, and it doesn't matter? An Irrelephant! Hahahahahahahahaha! Hahaha!
Roses are white, violets are white, everything is white. I’m racist.
Are you a razor? 'Cause you make me red.
How is the world like a box of crayons?
Nobody likes the white ones.
And a side note, it's multi colored.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
It depends on how hard you throw them.
If a dog is white with black spots, then it is 90% great and 10% guilty because it half way starts crimes and is a mistake to the world and is punished by the white dogs that are full white and not mixed colors.
Tork Poettschke says to Charles Bukowski: "You have beautiful teeth! Are they also available in white?"
What's one thing you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend?
"I wish it were this color, why is it leaking there, I need help trimming the grass I mean bushes, I own it."
I wondered why there was red all over my bathroom til I found out that my sis had dyed her hair red. Man, it looked like somebody died in there! Lol.
Okay, what do you call that purple thing in your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend for some weird reason?
Dad better look out from Bob, battery-operated boyfriend, hahaha!
What is red, orange, and yellow but doesn’t feel anything when it falls? Autumn leaves. 🍁
Roses are red, violets are blue, you look like Honey Boo Boo!
Roses are red, violets are blue, Tory shirts step in doodoo.
What's pink and fluffy?
Pink fluff.
You're so white that when I turn off the lights, you're a night light.
My friend is an emo. I asked why he wears black. He said, "Black like my soul." I just walked away.
Which one's super super corny?
1. What's blue and not heavy? (🤔) Light blue.
2. What's blue and super hard to see?
Dark blue. (🤔)
Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Both crews were marooned!
If an orange is orange, does that mean it's orange?
Hey, my man, why you got them damn old, stanky-looking Whoopi Goldberg cornrows on you head? Are y'all twins, or boyfriend and girlfriend, 'cause if y'all are, go get married in Color Purple land.