Color jokes
My friend is an emo. I asked why he wears black. He said, "Black like my soul." I just walked away.
What do Rubik's cubes and melons have in common?
They have a history of separating colors.
Roses are red, violets are blue, you look like Honey Boo Boo!
Roses are red, violets are blue, Tory shirts step in doodoo.
What's pink and fluffy?
Pink fluff.
Memes
Just thought I would repost.
Roses are red, violets are not lime, if you turn around, I will fist you anytime.
My friend told me I was so dark that I had no bright ideas.
What is red, orange, and yellow but doesn’t feel anything when it falls? Autumn leaves. 🍁
Which one's super super corny?
1. What's blue and not heavy? (🤔) Light blue.
2. What's blue and super hard to see?
Dark blue. (🤔)
You're so white that when I turn off the lights, you're a night light.
If an orange is orange, does that mean it's orange?
Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Both crews were marooned!
Hey, my man, why you got them damn old, stanky-looking Whoopi Goldberg cornrows on you head? Are y'all twins, or boyfriend and girlfriend, 'cause if y'all are, go get married in Color Purple land.
Person A: Hey, what's the next subject?
Person B: Let me check.
Person B: It's greenglish!
What is red and bad for your teeth?
A brick.
What's green then red all over?
A frog in a blender! :)
Tork Poettschke says to Charles Bukowski: "You have beautiful teeth! Are they also available in white?"
Okay, what do you call that purple thing in your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend for some weird reason?
Dad better look out from Bob, battery-operated boyfriend, hahaha!
I wondered why there was red all over my bathroom til I found out that my sis had dyed her hair red. Man, it looked like somebody died in there! Lol.
If a dog is white with black spots, then it is 90% great and 10% guilty because it half way starts crimes and is a mistake to the world and is punished by the white dogs that are full white and not mixed colors.