Color jokes
Roses are red, so is my gun. Why do you ask? Because it's full of blood.
Here [are] some questions firesharky:
1. What color hair do u have?
2. What[s] MY parents['] names? What hospital [were] u born in?
3. What state [were] u born in?
Do not say I don't know.
Roses are white, violets are white, everything is white. I’m racist.
Which is redder: a baby or a red car? It depends on how the baby was killed!
What's yellow and can't swim? A bus full of kids.
What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?
Black is their favorite color.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
It depends on how hard you throw them.
How is the world like a box of crayons?
Nobody likes the white ones.
And a side note, it's multi colored.
What does a Right-Winger say when he sees a rainbow above the sky?
"A colorful sky? That's too woke for me. Jesus and our ancestors would have never stood for this!"
Roses are red,
Lilies are white,
One race ends up dead
And the other ends up bright.
Why is an apple not called a "red", but an orange is called an "orange"?
If a dog is white with black spots, then it is 90% great and 10% guilty because it half way starts crimes and is a mistake to the world and is punished by the white dogs that are full white and not mixed colors.
Person A: Hey, what's the next subject?
Person B: Let me check.
Person B: It's greenglish!
What's green then red all over?
A frog in a blender! :)
What is red and bad for your teeth?
A brick.
I wondered why there was red all over my bathroom til I found out that my sis had dyed her hair red. Man, it looked like somebody died in there! Lol.
Okay, what do you call that purple thing in your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend for some weird reason?
Dad better look out from Bob, battery-operated boyfriend, hahaha!
Roses are red, violets are blue, Tory shirts step in doodoo.
What do Rubik's cubes and melons have in common?
They have a history of separating colors.
You're so white that when I turn off the lights, you're a night light.