There was a plane crash the pilots names where Captain Sum Ting Wong, Wi Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fuk and Bang Ding Ow
Are you a pirate? Because I have a lot of seamen waiting for you 😉
I saw this really old guy with the Hitler stache, so I decided to start beating him up. It was very weird when a camera crew came out with Harrison Ford and started yelling at me.
A boat carrying red paint ando a boat carrying blue paint crashed into each other. The crews were marooned
(everyone on titanic) ahhhhhhhhhhhhh the ship will sink!!!! (person washing hands) im using the sink wait your turn!!!!! (all crew members laugh) hahahhahahahahah.
In a game, there are crew members that have to keep the ship running. But little did they know, there was an imposter among them Sound familiar🤔 Well in september 11th...
A priest is struck by lightning and lays hurt on the ground.
When medical crew arrives he denies them saying "God will surely save me."
The medical team tries to help him but he keeps struggling and eventually dies.
Later in the afterlife, he screams at God, saying, "Why didn't you save me? Am I not dear to you?"
God answered, "B**** I sent you a f***ing ambulance and you denied it!"
What is long and hard and full of seemen.
A submarine
What do you call a group of rappers stuck in TRAFFIC?
A cypher-circle
Did you hear the passengers on the titanic invited yo! Momma and the titanic crew said man over board
whats the difrence between a pregnat girl and a light bulb ... u can un crew a light bulb but u cant un crew a pregnat girl
When you got on an airplane the flight attendant asked which hairline you were flying with.
Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Both crews were marooned!
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roses are red my pencil is blunt, parrot trapped on roof keeps telling fire crew to f*ck off
Nobody :
Titanic : sYnCccCc
Iceberg : yAaaYeEee
People : yAaanOooO
Ocean : fUuudD
