Color jokes
What is red and green and goes 100 miles per hour?
A frog in a blender.
Somebody asked Rosa Parks what color the Skittles were, but she answered everything was black and white.
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry.
Why is a cabbage green? Because it's in Greenland.
Roses are red, the grass is greener,
Every time I think of you, I play with my weenie.
How many babies does it take to paint a barn red? Depends on how hard you throw them.
What's black, gold, and red all over?
Tupac in Vegas.
Roses are red, your penis is blue, the bed sheet has turned a different color, too.
What's 12 inches long, red, and when I force feed it to my wife, she cries?
Her miscarriage.
Why do pills work?
Because they are white.
The doctor told me I'm color blind...
Me: That's out of the purple!
What color is your Bugatti?
What do you call blue and orange at the bottom of a pool?
A baby with flat armbands!
You are so skinny that the only difference between you and a leaf is color.
Yo mama's so old, when she was a girl, rainbows were black and white.
If Trump colored his hair green and wore an orange shirt and pants, I will call him a carrot.
Roses are red.
Roses are red.
Roses are red.
I smell burnt toast.
Roses are red, Violets are red, Sunflowers are red,
HOLY SHIT, MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!
*WARNING* THIS WILL NEVER GET OUT OF YOUR HEAD - READ IF YOU DARE.....
What came first? The chicken or the egg?
Which came first? The color orange or the fruit?
Who taught the first ever teacher?
If you expect the unexpected, doesn't that make the unexpected expected?
If you describe something as 'indescribable', then haven't you already described it?
In the word 'scent', is the silent letter the 's' or the 'ce'?
Why do your lips touch when they say the word 'separate', but don't touch when you say the word 'together'?
How many photos do you think you could be in the background of?
The guy who discovered cow milk, what was he doing with that cow?
Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, "Oh no, it's a cop"?
Is it possible to cry underwater?
If two left handers have an argument, who is right?
I warned you!! You just didn't listen.... :O
What is black and white and red all over? JFK