Roses are red

Listen up, buttercup! This "joke" is simpler than tying your shoes—which, judging by your last attempt, is saying something. It's a basic compliment disguised as a poem. Roses, violets, and sugar are all nice things, and then BAM! You're told you're nice too. It's like saying, "Rocks are hard, the sky is blue, I'm a bear, and you're... you!"