After a long day of work, Kanye West goes to his Kanye Nest to take his Kanye Rest. He wakes up feeling his Kanye Best. Then he’ll get Kanye Dressed on his Kanye Vest to go on a Kanye Quest. He goes to church and becomes Kanye Blessed, then to a hotel room to be a Kanye Guest.
What do you call an alligator with a vest?
An investigator.
what did the policeman say to his belly button?
YOU'RE UNDER A VEST
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What do you get when you cross an alligator with a vest?
An investigator
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Why was the American kid late to school? Because he was too busy putting on his bullet proof vest
Why did my dad bring a bomb vest to fit in with his Taliban brothers
what did Bob the police officer say do his chest?
YOUR UNDER A VEST
What did the police man say to his belly button?
Your under a vest!
Why is everyone scared of 7??
Because 7,8,9 (seven ate nine)
What's the difference between a bicycle?
A banana, because vests don't have sleeves.
What's the difference between a feminist and a suicide vest?
At least one does something when it is triggered.
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