Clothing jokes
Why did the elephant get kicked out of the public pool?
Because he kept on dropping his trunks! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? “If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.”
Two ropes meet. They ask each other, "Why are you wearing a hijab?" The other replies, "I want to go into the water now."
Yo mama so fat when she goes to the shoe store, she needs to take their advice and get XXXXL.
A man walks into a bar and orders a cardigan and soke.
Mom: Do I look fat in my dress?
Child: Nah... you look fat in every dress!
When your mum went to the UK and wore a yellow jacket, everyone started yelling "Taxi! Taxi!"
What do you call a crease join?
Hahaha
My wife is so fat. She buys her clothes at Tent & Awning!
Clothes are gay. They're in a closet.
Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? Idaho, Alaska?
What it actually means: Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? I don’t know. I’ll ask her.
P.S. My dad is a history teacher and he told me to put this in here.
What do you call a giraffe without a bowtie? Neck-ed.
If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, does that mean your pants are tucked into your shirt?
Why does the Marine Corps have the best uniforms?
Because the Navy wants their bitches to look nice.
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of socks? In case he got a hole in one!
What do you call it when a watch has too many belts?
A waist of your time.
A man is dating three women and has to choose which one he'll marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5000 and watches to see what she does with the money.
The first woman does a total make-over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits to look sexy for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed.
The second woman goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed.
The third woman invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed.
The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money... Then he married the one with the biggest breasts.
Dang, it got ketchup on my sleeve. What do I do?
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You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like one!
What is the difference between the snow boots on a tree house that has to walk home and walk home?