Clothing jokes
Why are the candy's clothes in the studio?
Because it's a wrapper.
Why did the elephant get kicked out of the public pool?
Because he kept on dropping his trunks! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Have you seen all the pants with crazy designs on them? I mean, britches be crazy!
I need to go to the tailor, or so it seams.
Why was the washing machine laughing?
It was taking the piss out of the knickers!
Memes
If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, does that mean your pants are tucked into your shirt?
What do you call a giraffe without a bowtie? Neck-ed.
Yo mama so fat when she goes to the shoe store, she needs to take their advice and get XXXXL.
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? “If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.”
What do you call it when a watch has too many belts?
A waist of your time.
Dang, it got ketchup on my sleeve. What do I do?
Spread the love!
You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like one!
What is the difference between the snow boots on a tree house that has to walk home and walk home?
Our family is known for unusually sloppy diarrhea.
It runs in our jeans.
Little Johnny asked the teacher why you were no shirt. Teacher says, "Because I want to." The teacher drops her pencil and picks it up. The class starts laughing.
"What's so funny?" A kid took off your bra, and we see your squish sexy boobs.
The teacher asked the class what they wanted to be when they grew up.
Johnny said when he grows up he's going to be a motherfucking hustler. He's going to have a wife and live in a big house in the country with maids and butlers and drive a Rolls-Royce, and he's also going to have an apartment in the city where his side bitch is going to live. He's going to buy her expensive jewelry, whatever she wants: cars, diamonds, clothes, shoes.
The teacher didn't know what to say, so she calls on Sally. "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
Sally said, "I want to be Johnny's bitch."
Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?
In case he gets a hole in one!
How do you get 500 drunk TTC people out? "Ah, on fire, a warning shot." "Uhhh sir, it's a M92 mortar." "Ah, just fire the shot!" Please get out before you get triggered from the pool and you have no clothes showing your nono parts. Oh wait, please get out of the pool drunk people. Potato, potatoes, fire ze shot.
A man with 20 dollars walked into Dave & Buster's. He went to the bathroom to wash his hands. He walked out without any clothes but still has his money.
A young woman goes for her first gynecological exam, and the nurse has her take off her clothes, put on a gown, and get in the stirrups. She tells her the doctor will be in in a minute.
The doctor comes in and tells the young lady that she has one of the most beautiful vaginas he’s ever seen, and he has seen a lot of them. She thanks him for the compliment. He tells her he is about to start the examination, but he is going to have to numb her first, when she says ok, he goes:
"Num num num num num!"