Clothing jokes
You’re looking pretty rough this evening. You look like if sweatpants were a person.
A boy couldn't walk normally because his pants were huge, and when he went to school, the people there made so many jokes about him that he died.
IT'S NOT TRUE, JUST A FAKE JOKE, DON'T WORRY!
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Why are the candy's clothes in the studio?
Because it's a wrapper.
I wanna see this pic of me in a bra! Where do I find it?
Have you seen all the pants with crazy designs on them? I mean, britches be crazy!
Why did the elephant get kicked out of the public pool?
Because he kept on dropping his trunks! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
The DNA told the tailor he couldn't find his genes.
What's the worst part about getting old?
Going to pull up the wrinkles in your socks, just to find out you're not wearing socks!
The DNA told the tailor that he couldn't find his genes.
Why was the washing machine laughing?
It was taking the piss out of the knickers!
I need to go to the tailor, or so it seams.
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? “If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.”
My wife is so fat. She buys her clothes at Tent & Awning!
Your sister is so short, she needs to roll up her panties.
What do you call it when a watch has too many belts?
A waist of your time.
A man is dating three women and has to choose which one he'll marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5000 and watches to see what she does with the money.
The first woman does a total make-over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits to look sexy for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed.
The second woman goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed.
The third woman invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed.
The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money... Then he married the one with the biggest breasts.
Dang, it got ketchup on my sleeve. What do I do?
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You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like one!