Clothing jokes
I wanna see this pic of me in a bra! Where do I find it?
This is crop tops! Go to crop tops and click each picture and look! Comment too.
Oh, and like!
The DNA told the tailor that he couldn't find his genes.
The DNA told the tailor he couldn't find his genes.
What's the worst part about getting old?
Going to pull up the wrinkles in your socks, just to find out you're not wearing socks!
Memes
Why are the candy's clothes in the studio?
Because it's a wrapper.
Why did the elephant get kicked out of the public pool?
Because he kept on dropping his trunks! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Have you seen all the pants with crazy designs on them? I mean, britches be crazy!
I need to go to the tailor, or so it seams.
Why was the washing machine laughing?
It was taking the piss out of the knickers!
If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, does that mean your pants are tucked into your shirt?
What do you call a giraffe without a bowtie? Neck-ed.
What do you call it when a watch has too many belts?
A waist of your time.
Dang, it got ketchup on my sleeve. What do I do?
Spread the love!
You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like one!
What is the difference between the snow boots on a tree house that has to walk home and walk home?
Our family is known for unusually sloppy diarrhea.
It runs in our jeans.
Little Johnny asked the teacher why you were no shirt. Teacher says, "Because I want to." The teacher drops her pencil and picks it up. The class starts laughing.
"What's so funny?" A kid took off your bra, and we see your squish sexy boobs.
The teacher asked the class what they wanted to be when they grew up.
Johnny said when he grows up he's going to be a motherfucking hustler. He's going to have a wife and live in a big house in the country with maids and butlers and drive a Rolls-Royce, and he's also going to have an apartment in the city where his side bitch is going to live. He's going to buy her expensive jewelry, whatever she wants: cars, diamonds, clothes, shoes.
The teacher didn't know what to say, so she calls on Sally. "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
Sally said, "I want to be Johnny's bitch."
Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?
In case he gets a hole in one!