Clothing jokes
I harvested indigo to make dye. I made the dye. I made a number dye. I dyed the dye. I rolled the dye. It made me die.
What do you call a Twinkie with two pairs of pants?
Double trousers.
I thought the dryer made my clothes shrink.
Turns out it was the fridge.
My jacket tore a little bit. It's a ripper.
Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.
Jeans! (DYM 98)
What do you get when you cross a belt and a watch?
A waist of time.
A man walks into a bar and orders a cardigan and soke.
What do tigers wear in the winter?
A striped sweater.
How many animals can you fit in a pair of underpants?
A. A cock and a few hairs (hares).
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. Baby, we didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.
I first saw her in the Walmart picking out your drawers.
When should you discourage your husband from exercising and dieting? When he wants to fit in your clothes!
What do you call a crease join?
Hahaha
What is a nudist's least favorite holiday?
Memorial Day.
Why?
Because wearing a poppy can be very painful.
Why did the elephant get kicked out of the public pool?
Because he kept on dropping his trunks! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yo mama so fat, if she buys a fur coat, the WHOLE SPECIES will become extinct!
I got arrested on suspicion of attempted rape all because I was carrying some cable ties, a bit of tape and a piece of cloth. It's such a joke, I hadn't even bought the chloroform yet.
What kind of shorts do clouds wear?
Thunderwear.
What do you call a man wearing a rug on his head? Matt.