Omelet jokes

What do you call a skeleton's omelet?

A bonelet.

The 911 people really didn't scramble fast enough, so they got folded like an omelet.

Chuck Norris can make an omelet from Kinder surprise.

What did the meditating egg say?

A) Ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmlet!

I love eggs!

Egg?

My friend wanted to say egg puns, so I told him, "Omelette you do your egg jokes."

Daveon be eating Quaker Oats.

What is an egg?