Omelet jokes
Chuck Norris can make an omelet from Kinder surprise.
The 911 people really didn't scramble fast enough, so they got folded like an omelet.
What did the meditating egg say?
A) Ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmlet!
What do you call a skeleton's omelet?
A bonelet.
They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day, well not if it's poisoned.
Then the antidote becomes the most important.
Nobody
Literally nobody
Gordan Ramsey: do you need me to bring Hitler back to life so he can show you how to use a fucking oven?
Why doesn't my egg want to crack?
Because I hate my egg-sistence.
Are you enjoying my yolks? I bet they're making you crack up. If not, I better scramble.
What's the difference between you and eggs? Eggs get laid.