Staring contest jokes

Chuck Norris wins a staring contest. -- Against Medusa.

Yo mama's so stupid, she had a staring contest with a mirror.

If I were in a staring contest with you, I would be looking at a rainbow.

How do you torture an autistic dude? Start a staring contest.

When I have a staring contest, I always win.

Every day, I see blind people who hate me.

What happens when an emo kid loses a Kahoot? He gets a 25 kill streak.

I wasn't staring at you; I was trying to figure out if that's your forehead or the moon.

Iran: We can beat the USA.

Japan is typing...

Chuck Norris and Time had a race.

Result: Time is still running...