Staring contest jokes

Chuck Norris wins a staring contest. -- Against Medusa.

Yo mama's so stupid, she had a staring contest with a mirror.

How do you torture an autistic dude? Start a staring contest.

If I were in a staring contest with you, I would be looking at a rainbow.

When I have a staring contest, I always win.

Every day, I see blind people who hate me.