Staring contest jokes
Chuck Norris wins a staring contest. -- Against Medusa.
Yo mama's so stupid, she had a staring contest with a mirror.
If I were in a staring contest with you, I would be looking at a rainbow.
How do you torture an autistic dude? Start a staring contest.
When I have a staring contest, I always win.
Every day, I see blind people who hate me.
When you name yourself Twin Towers and Terrorist in Kahoot:
"Twin Towers" is on fire🔥
"Terrorist" is on a streak of 2.
Two artists had an art contest. It ended in a draw.
Girl: How much do you love me?
Me: Count the stars in the sky.
Girl: Aww, it's infinite!
Me: No, just a waste of time.
Iran: We can beat the USA.
Japan is typing...