Staring contest jokes

Chuck Norris wins a staring contest. -- Against Medusa.

Yo mama's so stupid, she had a staring contest with a mirror.

How do you torture an autistic dude? Start a staring contest.

If I were in a staring contest with you, I would be looking at a rainbow.

When I have a staring contest, I always win.

Every day, I see blind people who hate me.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He just stares them down and gets the information he wants.

Chuck Norris and Time had a race.

Result: Time is still running...

Chuck Norris and Superman had a bet. The loser had to wear their underwear on their pants.

10 Fun Facts.

1. You can't wash your eyes with soap. 2. You can't count your hair. 3. You can't breathe through your nose with your tongue out. 4. You just tried number 3. 5. When you did number 3, you realized it's possible, only you look like a dog. 6. You're smiling right now because you were fooled. 7. You skipped number 5. 8. You just checked to see if there is a number 5. 9. Share this with your friends to have some fun too :-)