Staring contest jokes

Chuck Norris wins a staring contest. -- Against Medusa.

Yo mama's so stupid, she had a staring contest with a mirror.

If I were in a staring contest with you, I would be looking at a rainbow.

How do you torture an autistic dude? Start a staring contest.

When I have a staring contest, I always win.

Every day, I see blind people who hate me.

When you name yourself Twin Towers and Terrorist in Kahoot:

"Twin Towers" is on fire🔥

"Terrorist" is on a streak of 2.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He just stares them down and gets the information he wants.

Chuck Norris and Time had a race.

Result: Time is still running...

Chuck Norris and Superman had a bet. The loser had to wear their underwear on their pants.