
Staring contest jokes
Chuck Norris wins a staring contest. -- Against Medusa.
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Yo mama's so stupid, she had a staring contest with a mirror.
If I were in a staring contest with you, I would be looking at a rainbow.
How do you torture an autistic dude? Start a staring contest.
When I have a staring contest, I always win.
Every day, I see blind people who hate me.
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What happens when an emo kid loses a Kahoot? He gets a 25 kill streak.
I wasn't staring at you; I was trying to figure out if that's your forehead or the moon.
Iran: We can beat the USA.
Japan is typing...
Chuck Norris and Time had a race.
Result: Time is still running...
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