Chuck Norris's Calorie Burning Method

When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat children into the fire.

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This joke plays on the exaggerated, superhuman persona of Chuck Norris. Instead of normal exercise, he resorts to something extreme and outlandish to burn calories, which in this case is throwing fat children into the fire, obviously intended to be ridiculous and not taken literally.

Comments (4)

Because I wanted to. It's not a joke, it's a story.

i just hope you didn't actually put kids in the fire Chuck Norris