Chuck

Chuck Jokes

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris would have died a couple of years ago, but death hasn't built up the courage to tell him.

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris sleeps with the light on, not because he is afraid of the darkness, but because the darkness is afraid of him.

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.

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  • MVP

    MVP means: “Most Valuable Player.”

    In Chuck Norris' case: “Most Vaginas Penetrated”.