"Chuck? How many push-ups can you do?" -- "All of them."
Chuck does not cut butter with a knife, he cuts a knife with butter.
Why did sally fall of the swing-someone chucked a brick at her. Why did sally through a clock out the window-she had brain damage from the brick.
How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck chuck could chuck wood if you woodchuck on the world with that you have a really deep in and he says goodbye when he says goodbye you like if you
Sneed feed seed
Formerly chuck's!
Chuck: That's my sister, mister and I'm gonna save her
Red: snooore, snoooore
Silver: *straining to get outta buff eagle's grip*
Chuck: *goes super sonic speed and breaks outfit*
Chuck VS RED
Both LOSE!
Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter
Chuck Norris would have died a couple of years ago, but death hasn't built up the courage to tell him.
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Chuck Norris once heard nothing can kill him. So he tracked down nothing and killed it.
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
Chuck Norris once stepped on a Lego.
The Lego broke in half.
MVP means: “Most Valuable Player”. In Chuck Norris case: “Most Vaginas Penetrated”.
Chuck Norris and Time had a race...
Result: Time is still running...
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in only three moves.
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a uni cycle
Chuck Norris one put a plastic bag on his head, and the bag suffocated to death.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity TWICE
Chuck Norris has been to Mars...that's why there is no signs of life there.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
