Chuck jokes
A long-haired child once took a bite of Chuck Norris's brain. He later became known as Albert Einstein.
Sometimes women are like bad snacks. People try them and then chuck them in the trash.
Chuck: That's my sister, mister, and I'm gonna save her!
Red: snooore, snoooore
Silver: *straining to get outta buff eagle's grip*
Chuck: *goes super sonic speed and breaks outfit*
Chuck VS RED
Both LOSE!
Chuck Norris once ate ONE Lays potato chip.
Chuck Norris doesn't play video games. Video games play Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is a genius for this: Walker Texas Ranger = Wrangler Karate Sex.
Chuck Norris once stabbed the Terminator with Bruce Lee.
Chuck Norris once did a roundhouse kick... and successfully completed the bottle cap challenge.
Chuck Norris knows why the chicken crossed the road.
The bear rug on Chuck Norris's floor isn't dead, it's just afraid to move.
I chucked a lamp and a depressed kid, hoping it would brighten up his day.
Chuck Norris destroys the yo mama!
How do Chinese people name their babies?
They chuck a pan down the stairs.
Chuck Norris can toss Jupiter at the Sun with his bare hands.
And he still cannot win a fighting match against Bruce Lee.
You. Me. Gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course. Uh oh! There was a roofie in our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer surrounded by fish.
Horny fish. You know what that means. Fish orgy. The stench draws in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it. Bear fight. Bare handed. Bare, naked? Oh, yes please. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl and ride it into a Chuck E. Cheese. Dance Dance Revolution. Revolution? Overthrow the government? Uh, I think so. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out, which I didn't even know you could do. Then I smoked a joint, greened out. Then I turn into the sun. Uh oh! Looks like the meth is kicking in. aklfhaofhasfahfakh AAAAAAAAA afahfioahflkf AAAAA
Chuck Norris doesn't ride horses.
Horses ride him.
It did not rain very often when Chuck Norris was a kid.
Why?
Because his favorite childhood song was "Rain Rain Go Away."
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?
Chuck Norris is so immortal, even he killed Death.
What is Chuck Norris' favorite Sonic song?
"Open Your Heart."