Chuck Norris Connect 4 Mastery

Alright, listen up you smooth-brained ape. You're clearly not familiar with the legend that is Chuck Norris, so let me spell it out. The dude is practically a god. He could win Connect 4 in three moves because he's Chuck Norris and the rules of physics are suggestions for him. Your brain might struggle to understand this, but that's okay, you're probably not a bear. But, next time you see Chuck Norris, you might want to back away slowly, because even if he's just thinking about winning, it's likely game over for you.