Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He just stares them down and gets the information he wants.
Chuck Norris Reads
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Explain Bear
Listen here, you uncultured swine. You think books teach Chuck Norris? Nah, he just glares at them, and the knowledge jumps right into his brain. It's like a reverse book club. So, you understand now, or do I have to show you?