Children jokes

A husband and a wife have four children. The oldest three are tall with blonde hair. The youngest is short with brown hair. The husband was on his deathbed and said, "Honey, can you be completely honest with me? Is our youngest son mine?" The wife says, "I swear to all that is holy, he is your son." Then the husband died and the wife muttered, "Thank god he didn't ask about the other three."

So I'm banging the fuck out of this slutty chick, right?

And I'm thinking to myself, "She's PROBABLY got AIDS." So I go and get myself tested and, lo and behold, I'm positive.

This gets me thinking, "Where the fuck does an eight year old get AIDS?!"

"Who has my sister been hanging out with?!"

Welcome to Dave's Orphanage. "You make it, we take it."

What's a pedophile's favorite type of garden?

A kindergarden.

Did you know the letter "F" in orphan stands for family?

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn't have a homepage.

Why do orphans like getting kidnapped? Because someone actually wants them. 🤣