Children jokes
Five little monkeys jumping on the bed, One fell off and bumped his head. The momma called the doctor and the doctor said... “We’re calling Child Protective Services.”
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
April Fool's joke: Go to an orphanage and tell them, "Their parents came back."
Girls are like math; if they're under ten, then you use your fingers.
What does a turtle and a pedophile have in common? They both want to get there before the hare does.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy.
But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jill's real name is Randy.
How do you start a rave? Throw a flash bang into an epileptic children's ward.
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So sick of the ads for rupaul.
Cocomeolon on my acc =D 90%
Community talk
if identical twins married identical twins would their kids look the same?
I'm gathering the pieces people had broken off of me. I'm rebuilding my self, a new hope in my eyes. I will strive to my military dreams. To my career. To my lover, My other. For my friends. Dor my future children. I want nothing bad to them ever. I will keep working hard. fixing myself. I am not an object to break and rebuild, neither are you. You are important too, strive for success long enough. It never comes eas… Read more
I think we should rid of or change microwaves! They are very misleading to young children! When you put 30 twice, it goes to 1:00. Whats that teaching children?!?! 30+30=100?! Wrong. That is not a harmless misunderstanding — it directly contradicts how we teach arithmetic. Children are pattern learners. When a machine visibly rewards an incorrect pattern, the brain stores it. This is not neutral. It is misleading. S… Read more