10+ Best Meth Memes - Worst Jokes Ever

Drug

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Two people in a hole in the ground are shown. They are looking up with surprised expressions. Above them are two dogs and another person also looking into the hole. The text on the image says "They found the meth!".

Castle

The meme shows a castle with a skull-shaped entrance, set against a dark and cloudy sky. The text overlay reads, "YOU CAN LIVE IN THIS COOL AND BADASS CASTLE FOR 6 MONTHS RENT FREE BUT NO MORE SMOKING METH AND BEATING YOUR WIFE AND KIDS. COULD YOU DO IT??"

Drug

The image is a screenshot from a video with two people in the foreground, peeking out of a hole in the ground. Behind them are a dog, a person with a camouflage outfit, and a pig also wearing a camouflage outfit. The text on the image says "They found the meth!"

Tank

A black and white image with two panels. The top panel shows a soldier standing by a body of water with a submerged tank. The text says, "Panzer of the deep, what's your wisdom?" The bottom panel shows a close up of the submerged tank. The text says, "Stop using meth, Jerry. I'm just a fucking tank."

Meme

A meth and fetta meme!

The image is split into two parts. The left side shows a pile of meth crystals. The right side shows a block of feta cheese with some crumbles. The text above the images says "THIS IS A", and the text below says "METH AND FETA MEME".

Florida Man

The image shows two mugshots side-by-side. The left one shows a man with short brown hair, stubble, and a serious expression, and the right shows a skinny older man with a blank expression. Below them is a cartoon of a dog wearing sunglasses and a grey t-shirt with a confused look on his face and a text bubble saying, "What is this, a crossover episode?"

Energy

A picture shows a chart advertising crystals for negativity, but someone edited the picture, adding a pile of meth in the middle and the word "meth" at the bottom.

Money

A two-panel image featuring Leonardo DiCaprio from "The Wolf of Wall Street." The top panel shows DiCaprio in sunglasses and a white polo shirt, casually throwing money into the air. Text below reads: "SPENDING 1500$ ON METH." The bottom panel shows DiCaprio in a suit, looking pensive and biting his finger. Text below reads: "SPENDING 60$ ON FOOD FOR MY CHILDREN."

Hamster

A picture shows a research lab with three scientists in lab coats. In the foreground, two scientists have their arms raised and their bodies are slightly bent over as if in shock. Behind them is another scientist and all around them are small hamsters with flames coming out of their backs. There is text at the bottom which reads: "Before DOGE Cuts Funding, NIH Working Feverishly To Complete Study On The Effects Of Giving Meth To Jetpack-Wearing Hamsters. CAMBRIDGE, MA - A team of high-level researchers expanded its working hours this week to intensify efforts to finish an important project before the D..."

Month

A tweet that says "my birthstone is crystal meth."

Jokes

Rapist

The police department made a new machine that will teleport you back to prison if you commit a crime. The police release 4 criminals: a hacker, a rapist, a serial killer, and a drug lord. The hacker tries to hack a bank. The hacker gets teleported back to prison. The drug lord tries to cook meth. The drug lord gets teleported back to prison. Now the serial killer decides that she wants to change, but when she sees a knife she just can’t help it. She bends down to pick up the knife and the rapist gets teleported back to prison.

Crystal

White girl: So this crystal cures my depression and helps me lose weight?

Me holding a rock of meth: YES!!!

Ball

What do old people and meth heads have in common? They usually trip over their balls.