Children jokes
The person to make the first cannabinol cookbook had a wife and ate (eight) children.
Who is the best at musical chairs?
The kid in the wheelchair.
Why are orphans good at dodgeball?
They can dodge adoptions.
9 out of 10 doctors recommend for children to drink water instead of soda. That 1 doctor lives in Flint, Michigan.
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Baseball because they can't find home plate.
I was visiting an orphanage and started to pull in close to the building. My car hit 3 speed bumps, and it caught me off guard. I got out of my car, looked under my tire, and saw three orphans wedged in my tire. I started to get worried, but then I thought to myself... nobody will miss them.
What's the number 1 cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.
When you're going 80 km in a school zone and one of the speed bumps screams.
Why do pedophiles go to a nursery?
Early access.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They never hit home.
What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag?
One is plastic and dangerous for children to play with, the other is used for carrying groceries.
Why does an orphanage stay overnight at a school? Cause their parents won't pick them up.
Where did Hitler send kids with ADHD?
Concentration camp.
I recently became the coach of an orphanage baseball team.
Because I hate dealing with parents.
When it's April Fool's Day, go to an orphan and say, "Their parents should come back!"
No one cares if you bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What was the orphan's name?
Jake! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂
What did the little girl with no arms get for Christmas?
I don't know, she's still trying to open it...
What is an orphan's dad's job?
A magician because he makes himself disappear.
If you don't like orphan jokes, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ON HERE??!!! WE DON'T ACCEPT YOU HERE!
If you saw an orphan, could you say where your parents at? And if they cry, just say, "hey here are your parents" then grab nothing. Perfect example.