Tax dollar jokes
What is the difference between giving money to a church and giving money to the IRS?
If you stop giving money to a church, you won't go to prison.
People think Kelly Clarkson shops at Wal-Mart because she's a sloppy redneck. No, it's because toddlers' pants are 75% off everyday!
A teacher asked his students a math question.
"You have one dollar. Your parents give you five dollars. How much money do you have?"
After some thinking, about half the class raised their hands. The teacher called on a little girl in the front.
"One dollar!" she said.
How much does a pirate pay for corn?
A buccaneer!
What is money called in space?
Star bucks.
