Tax dollar jokes

What is the difference between giving money to a church and giving money to the IRS?

If you stop giving money to a church, you won't go to prison.

A teacher asked his students a math question.

"You have one dollar. Your parents give you five dollars. How much money do you have?"

After some thinking, about half the class raised their hands. The teacher called on a little girl in the front.

"One dollar!" she said.

I won the lottery for a million dollars today, so I decided to donate a quarter of it to charity.

I now have $999,999.75.

People think Kelly Clarkson shops at Wal-Mart because she's a sloppy redneck. No, it's because toddlers' pants are 75% off everyday!

A fine is a tax for doing something wrong. A tax is a fine for doing something good.