Children jokes
What has 30 legs but can't swim?
A bus full of children!
Why did the Lego cross the road? He was on the wrong block!
How do homeless people punish their children?
What are their children going to do? Go to their room?
Why did Sophia cross the road?
To eat her nuggies!
So if you say a bear shoots children, and Leah likes Mason Boswells, and I go to Benjamin Adlard year 6.
Personally, I think putting beans on toast is better than bullets in children.
Kim Jong Il: Knock knock.
Political Prisoner: Who's there?
Kim Jong Il: Boo.
Political Prisoner: Boo who?
Kim Jong Il: Boo hoo? Don't cry just because I executed your wife and enslaved your children. You at least get to eat today, my friend.
Orphan jokes? They protest.
What's red, takes my belt, and what I got from a weird children's house?
An orphan.
A family had a very disobedient dog. It would bite the children’s hands when they pet the animal, the dog would piss on everything, and it would chew their shoes. This is why it was adopted.
My kids [are] so damn bad[.] We took them to Disney in Florida. They paid me not to bring them back ever.
Who make hard candy for the kids?
Solve.
What did I eat for breakfast yesterday?
10 year olds.
This isn't a joke, but in some countries, children eat their shit for better digestion when constipated.
Orphan joke protest! Orphans are nice and kind, so stop joking about them!
Sign a comment and put me or anything else to protest about!
Good luck, Jake.
What's hot and hard?
Me when I look at children.
My pansexual son was asked to form a sentence with a word "Carry" on his zoom class earlier on today and he said "Pessi was carried by Iniesta and Neymar to his Mickey Mouse UCL". He received a standing ovation. Children are our hope and I'm proud of the education system!
Your hairline is so wonky, "Wheels on the Bus" goes round and round on your hairline.
Hi, I'm Adopt, and you guys hurt my feelings. It is not God :(😔😞😔🥺. I'm just a kid. I'm 7.
1) What was Techno's reaction when he died?
2) Where did all the orphans go?
PS: In case you don't get it, it's a pedophile joke, cuz he is one!