Children jokes
Kim Jong Il: Knock knock.
Political Prisoner: Who's there?
Kim Jong Il: Boo.
Political Prisoner: Boo who?
Kim Jong Il: Boo hoo? Don't cry just because I executed your wife and enslaved your children. You at least get to eat today, my friend.
Roses are red, violets are blue, The children are fast, But Elmo is faster, Bow down to your master!
What has 30 legs but can't swim?
A bus full of children!
Personally, I think putting beans on toast is better than bullets in children.
So if you say a bear shoots children, and Leah likes Mason Boswells, and I go to Benjamin Adlard year 6.
Why did the Lego cross the road? He was on the wrong block!
How do homeless people punish their children?
What are their children going to do? Go to their room?
Why did Sophia cross the road?
To eat her nuggies!
A German priest went to America for a few months. Unfortunately for him, he did not speak the best English. He stayed with a beautiful, young single woman who worked at a nearby orphanage.
Every day, he visited her in the orphanage, and he always brought her small gifts, and of course to the young children.
The young woman thought the priest was flirting with him, and she knew he was not married. She left that thought in the back of her mind for a few weeks.
A few weeks later, she finally brought up her nerve to ask him. She asked him why he always visited her, and why all the gifts for her and the children.
Of course, due to his bad English, he struggled a bit with his sentence, but he said in his thick German accent, "Vell, I visit you and your, your littles, because the kind girls here are very beautiful and cute."
She was quite amused, and blushed a bit. The man was also a bit nervous, and appeared to want to leave her office.
The Priest then excused himself, and went to read the orphans a bedtime story.
He then muttered to himself, "Ach, she's catching on to me! Stupid! Zey are called little girls and boys, not child boys and girls."
What's red, takes my belt, and what I got from a weird children's house?
An orphan.
A family had a very disobedient dog. It would bite the children’s hands when they pet the animal, the dog would piss on everything, and it would chew their shoes. This is why it was adopted.
My kids [are] so damn bad[.] We took them to Disney in Florida. They paid me not to bring them back ever.
Orphan jokes? They protest.
Who make hard candy for the kids?
Solve.
What did I eat for breakfast yesterday?
10 year olds.
This isn't a joke, but in some countries, children eat their shit for better digestion when constipated.
Orphan joke protest! Orphans are nice and kind, so stop joking about them!
Sign a comment and put me or anything else to protest about!
Good luck, Jake.
What's hot and hard?
Me when I look at children.
Hi, I'm Adopt, and you guys hurt my feelings. It is not God :(😔😞😔🥺. I'm just a kid. I'm 7.
Your hairline is so wonky, "Wheels on the Bus" goes round and round on your hairline.