Child jokes
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Why can't an orphan eat a bag of chips?
Because the chip was family size.
What did the orphan's mum say before she abandoned her child?
OH it's a bitch.
I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a hair dryer.
Come, my children, to the bread cult!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it came back unlike their parents.
What is the one feature an orphan kid's phone doesn't have that mine does?
A home button.
Little Johnny walks in on his mom taking a shower and slips and falls under her, and he says, "What's that, Mama?" She says, "That's just an old bear." He says, "He's a mean bear." She says, "Why's that?" He says, "He's got blood in on eye and shit in the other."
What does Earl Bradley and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by children.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't make a home run.
What happens to an orphan that gets on house arrest?
They get set free.
April Fool's joke: Go to an orphanage and tell them, "Their parents came back."
What is worse than a baby spinning at a hundred miles per hour on a washing line?
Hitting it off with a cricket bat.
A little girl being Girl: "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned."
Priest: "What did you do, child?"
Girl: "I called a man a son of a bitch."
Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bitch?"
Girl: "Because he touched my hand."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)
Girl: "Yes, Father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he touched my breast."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)
Girl: "Yes, Father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, Father."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)
Girl: "Yes, Father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)
Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"
Priest: (after a few minutes): "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "But, Father, he had AIDS!"
Priest: "THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!"
As a child, my mother always told me she was going horse riding. My whole life changed when I found out she was under the horse.
Why did the orphan become a criminal? It wants to be wanted.
Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes.
Abortion is a difficult topic for me.
On one hand I support it because it kills children.
On the other hand, it gives women a choice.
What's the difference between a broken shovel and a young child?
The shovel doesn't cry when you swing it into a wall repeatedly.