Child jokes
Mom: Let's have an adoption party!
Kid: *cries*
Mom: What's wrong?
Kid: I'M ADOPTED????
Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?
So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What do a Family Dollar and an orphan have in common? They both have a "f" in "family."
Children and your meat are actually quite similar.
At first you seem weirded out by spanking it, but later on you start to enjoy it.
What do you call an orphan's family region?
Me time.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
They don't have a home to run back to.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why can't orphans go to a friend's house?
Because they can't make themselves at home.
Why did orphans play Poppy Playtime?
To get a family.
Any 8 year old: Sus!
Me: Jake, we're at a funeral!
Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...
But a creeper blows it up.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually came back.
Why did the cop ask the orphan if he was home alone?
The orphan said because my parents have never come back yet because I have none.
Mary: If you born pikin (child) inside shop, wetin you go call that pikin (child)?
Mike: The pikin (child) go bear Bishop.
What do you call someone that no one loves?
An orphan.
What did the parents rearrange the furniture to punish a child?
Guess he was a stupid blind motherfucker 🖕 that didn't even know how to use a cane to figure out where they put the furniture.
I'm such a good babysitter because the last person I babysat was so flat.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What does the Catholic Church and Worstjokesever.com have in common?
They're both full of child groomers.