What did the Queen Bee of Destiny's Child say?
"I'm so crazy in love..."
What do you call a genderless child?
It's not a mister, it's not a misses, I'm more for a mystery.
I was digging outside and I found my child's old toy, so I ran to find him, but I could not find him, so I was searching for about 6 hours, but then I remembered why I was digging......
Why did orphans play Poppy Playtime?
To get a family.
If your baby can unhook your bra, is it time to stop breastfeeding?
One day this kid says to his dad, "Dad, they bully me at school."
His dad asks why, and the kid says, "They bully me because I got no hands."
Then his dad says, "Who would do such a thing like that? I want to know who they are. Point at them!"
My ex was an orphan as a child.
I should have taken that as the first sign.
If her parents didn’t want her, why would I?
Heh, stupid orphan.
Good Lord, any tips on how to kidnap children? I say, "Free candy," and they run.
My 1 year old nephew had a stroke. I know, sounds bad... but he would have needed to learn how to speak and walk anyways.
I was in class and we had to choose another term for words we use everyday. For kid, I chose "child"; for dog, I chose "pet"; and for wife, I chose "dishwasher."
Why did the cop ask the orphan if he was home alone?
The orphan said because my parents have never come back yet because I have none.
One day, a man visited an orphanage.
Then he sees a kid crying. The man asked, "Where are your parents?"
The kid cries even harder.
Why is it that orphans love Frisbees so much?
Because they return eventually.
Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.
One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.
Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.
I dressed up as Darth Vader at an orphanage and said, "I am your father!"
Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...
An orphan.
I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."
Random person: "What's one thing your ex gave you that you can't get rid of?"
Man: *Shows a picture of his child.*
Mary: If you born pikin (child) inside shop, wetin you go call that pikin (child)?
Mike: The pikin (child) go bear Bishop.
