Child jokes
Why is an orphan really good at being naughty?
Because they have no one to tell them off.
The orphan had to earn money because he/she didn't have parents to give him/her an allowance.
I was digging outside and I found my child's old toy, so I ran to find him, but I could not find him, so I was searching for about 6 hours, but then I remembered why I was digging......
What movie does an orphan hate?
- No Way Home.
This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say, "Open wide for the delicious plane."
Why do pedophiles go to a nursery?
Early access.
I dressed up as Darth Vader at an orphanage and said, "I am your father!"
What is a pedophile's favorite dating site?
Kinder
If you kill someone, that's murder.
If you kill a family member, that's still murder.
If you kill a child, that's "child abuse."
What do you call an orphan with no legs in an adoption center?
Answer: Who cares?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
I will never forget my mother and father's last words.
"Where the Sam hell did you get a grenade?"
What’s the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and a priest?
They both like lil' boys.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
They never get love.
Little Johnny was late to class. The teacher asked him where he was. Little Johnny said, "I was on top of Marry Hill." Then a kid comes late to class and also said he was on Marry Hill. Then a little girl that's about 4 or 5 comes in. The teacher asks, "Who are you?" She said, "I'M MARRY HILL!"
What did the 3-year-old boy say to the priest?
"My bum hurts."
I saw a little boy sitting on a curb wearing rags.
I said: "Aww, are you an orphan?"
And he responded with "Yeah. What gave me away?"
And I said: "Your parents."
Why doesn't the police arrest orphans? Because they aren't wanted.
Mom, mom, I'm holding my little brother's hand..... Little Johnny, good! But he's not born yet.
How many babies does it take to cover a brick wall?
Depends on how hard you throw it. 😆😂😁