Child jokes
Q. What is an orphan's favorite game?
A. Hide and seek.
I asked a kid why he was so blue.
Didn't realize his parents were choking him out.
Why do orphans not know if they're lactose intolerant?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
What is David Bowie known for when making music? He gets his beats from his kids.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home base.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Both can't see their parents.
What did a man say to his boy?
You are my son.
When a Muslim dies, he gets 72 virgins.
It's the same thing with priests, except the virgins are children.
What's the difference between an orphan and a Chinese kid?
The Chinese kid has a home.
I once saw an orphan... I decided to ask them a simple question... "Hey! Where is your family?"
They didn't reply.
I kept asking them. They started crying. I started laughing. They ran away...
Ha, orphans are soooooo funny. I mean, they have many family stories. Oh wait...
A child molester and a priest walk into a bar. He orders a drink.
What is the difference between a normal kid and an orphan?
A normal kid has a family.
What might an aborted child want for Christmas?
..... a home that isn't a bin.
A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want.
A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like Batman!"
The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.
I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a blow dryer.
Father: I'm taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Doctor: I'm going to have to turn you away.
Orphan: But why?
Why do eight-year-old girls wear panties with flowers on?
In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in there.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple always gets picked.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of toddlers.