Child jokes
I saw a little kid crying today. I asked where his parents were, and he started to cry more. I left the orphanage to get some milk after that.
Why do orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents aren't!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Dad: I’m taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Dad: Because you’re going to need them there.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Cause they don’t know where home is.
What's the difference between an orphan and baseball?
In baseball, you know where home is.
Huggy Wuggy and Kissy Missy had a baby.
They never gave him a name, so they just played cut the rope with him...
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You make them clap until their parents come home.
Guess why a lot of orphans were in "Home Alone"? Because their family left them.
Why does an orphan hate the internet?
Because he's always on the homepage.
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire?
Hot wheels.
Sonic says: "Gotta go fast!"
The Hulk SMASH!
Orphan says: "Gotta go home!"
What's the difference between a trampoline and a child?
You take your shoes off before jumping on the trampoline.
Once, an orphan purposely fell out of a tree. He forgot his parents wouldn't catch him.
Why can't an orphan eat a bag of chips?
Because the chip was family size.
So, an orphan walked into a store. He gets lost and the store clerk asked, "Do you need help finding your parent?" and the orphan ran out crying.
"Bill swift here, you make them, we take them!"
What did Nemo's dad say? "Man, he's a lot like my dad, I can never find him!"
A Mario & Luigi joke.
What are the Mario bros' view on child support?
Mario: The parents are obligated to provide for the child and help them the best they could.
Luigi: LMAO I GOTTA GO!
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I LOVE ORPHANS!