Child jokes
Once, an orphan purposely fell out of a tree. He forgot his parents wouldn't catch him.
Why do orphans hate Fridays?
Family movie night.
Why can't an orphan eat a bag of chips?
Because the chip was family size.
Huggy Wuggy and Kissy Missy had a baby.
They never gave him a name, so they just played cut the rope with him...
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You make them clap until their parents come home.
Memes
Sonic says: "Gotta go fast!"
The Hulk SMASH!
Orphan says: "Gotta go home!"
Why does an orphan hate the internet?
Because he's always on the homepage.
I saw a little boy sitting on a curb wearing rags.
I said: "Aww, are you an orphan?"
And he responded with "Yeah. What gave me away?"
And I said: "Your parents."
Me: I hit an orphan!
Mom: OMG WHY?
Me: Not like they can tell their parents-
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire?
Hot wheels.
What's the difference between a trampoline and a child?
You take your shoes off before jumping on the trampoline.
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?
Because they never get picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home base is.
Orphan
What's an orphan's favorite movie? "Going Home."
Driving through the woods today, I saw a boy with a bare behind.
So, an orphan walked into a store. He gets lost and the store clerk asked, "Do you need help finding your parent?" and the orphan ran out crying.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home base.
Kid: Dad, what's an orphan?
Dad:
What is David Bowie known for when making music? He gets his beats from his kids.