Child jokes
What happens to an orphan that gets on house arrest?
They get set free.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Cause they don’t know where home is.
Memes
Why is a boomerang an orphan's favorite toy? Because it actually comes back.
Dad: I’m taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Dad: Because you’re going to need them there.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Q. What is an orphan's favorite game?
A. Hide and seek.
I asked a kid why he was so blue.
Didn't realize his parents were choking him out.
Why can't an orphan get a tattoo at a young age?
They don't have parent permission.
Daddy, where's my anus?
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Both can't see their parents.
Why do orphans not know if they're lactose intolerant?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
Why did the orphan have an empty bowl?
Because they already ate their supper.
Me going to jail after telling the orphan he can't learn about ancient Egypt because he don't know what a mummy is.
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
He could never get a home run.
Q. What does Jeffrey Epstein get his sex partners for their birthday? A. Crayons.
Why'd Biden get fired from the supermarket?
He kept telling little kids they smell like freshly baked bread.
What did a man say to his boy?
You are my son.