Child jokes
Moto Moto, stop giving the baby your d*ck!
Why do orphans love school so much?
They have no HOMEWORK.
Once, an orphan purposely fell out of a tree. He forgot his parents wouldn't catch him.
What's the difference between a trampoline and a child?
You take your shoes off before jumping on the trampoline.
Being an orphan isn’t all bad.
On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.
Why can't an orphan eat a bag of chips?
Because the chip was family size.
Sonic says: "Gotta go fast!"
The Hulk SMASH!
Orphan says: "Gotta go home!"
Guess why a lot of orphans were in "Home Alone"? Because their family left them.
Do you know why dead baby jokes are always funny?
They never get old.
I was walking to the store, and then this boy told me, "I'm an orphan and I have no money." He wanted M\&Ms. I gave him a family-sized bag.
Why do orphans hate Fridays?
Family movie night.
Huggy Wuggy and Kissy Missy had a baby.
They never gave him a name, so they just played cut the rope with him...
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You make them clap until their parents come home.
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire?
Hot wheels.
Why does an orphan hate the internet?
Because he's always on the homepage.
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?
Because they never get picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home base is.
I saw a little boy sitting on a curb wearing rags.
I said: "Aww, are you an orphan?"
And he responded with "Yeah. What gave me away?"
And I said: "Your parents."
Me: I hit an orphan!
Mom: OMG WHY?
Me: Not like they can tell their parents-
What does a baby and a grenade have in common?
They both make a noise when you throw them.