Child jokes
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come home.
Why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? Because they had no one to pick them up.
What's an orphan's best friend? A boomerang because it's the only thing that ever came back.
Moto Moto, stop giving the baby your d*ck!
Why do orphans play tennis?
Because it's the only love they get.
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?
Because they never get picked.
Why do orphans love school so much?
They have no HOMEWORK.
What does a baby and a grenade have in common?
They both make a noise when you throw them.
"Bill swift here, you make them, we take them!"
A Mario & Luigi joke.
What are the Mario bros' view on child support?
Mario: The parents are obligated to provide for the child and help them the best they could.
Luigi: LMAO I GOTTA GO!
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I LOVE ORPHANS!
I saw a little kid crying today. I asked where his parents were, and he started to cry more. I left the orphanage to get some milk after that.
Why do orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents aren't!
What did Nemo's dad say? "Man, he's a lot like my dad, I can never find him!"
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Driving through the woods today, I saw a boy with a bare behind.
So, an orphan walked into a store. He gets lost and the store clerk asked, "Do you need help finding your parent?" and the orphan ran out crying.
My uncle sayEd to me once, "You're my favorite child." And I said, "You mean Nece?" He said, "No, my favorite child."
What is David Bowie known for when making music? He gets his beats from his kids.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home base.
When 9/11 happened, we changed our airport policies. When school shootings happen, we haven't changed anything since the shooting at Columbine in 1999. And we say we want the children to be safe.