Child jokes
Why can't orphans close their video games?
Because they can't find the home button.
A child was walking through the forest when a wolf jumped in front of him. The child saw that the wolf had no leg. He then became a terrorist and caused 9/11.
When your mom says, "Go to bed," but you reply with, "But Mom, I need help because it is inside, but we are outside."
Why wouldn’t Mrs. Grapes leave her children behind?
Because she loves raisin kids.
Comments of Gwen in her bra!
Jordan Jadoke: Wow such a good looking kid!
Heo: Dude stop! Who the hell got this!
prince/mr tallie: Hey stop!
YOU: Sexy sexy sexxy! How much does she cost!
Kenya Bailey: NOTHING SHE IS NOT A SEX SLAVE SHE IS PERSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fuck u Kenya: SHUT UP!
Big Ideas: Do u think I hav a chance with her? Cause if then SWEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kariah: STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mariah: U GUYS EXPECT PRINCE, HEO, AND KENYA ARE GOOD PEOPLE THAT ARE NOT CHILD MOLESTERS!!!!!!!!!!
Hot: 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Fring: I want to take u home all to my self!
Why did lil Timmy drop his lollies?
He was hit by a train.
Imagine getting a call and it says, "Welcome to David's orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may we help you?"
BRAKING NEWS!
Little Johnny's dead!
One day I came to my mom and said, "MOM!!! I can make a butterfly!"
Mom: "No you can't..."
Me: *throws butter out the window* Me: "Look I made a butterfly!"
lol this isn't funny but I hope you liked it.
If we're all God's children, what's so special about Jesus?
My blind son got hit by a car when he was riding his new bike. He should have been paying attention.
How many babies does it take to cover a brick wall?
Depends on how hard you throw it. 😆😂😁
What’s the difference between a child and someone who has been kidnapped?
One of them is a domesticated pet.
What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a Catholic priest?
One goes limp when a child walks in the room.
Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Because they are parental guidance.
I saw a little kid crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. God, I love working at an orphanage.
Why can't orphans go to an amusement park?
Because they don't have parents!
Can people please shut up about "male privileges"? There is no right that men have that women don't.
Women have the right to genital integrity. Women can vote without having to sign up for the draft.
Women have the right to choose parenthood; men do not.
Women have the right to be assumed caregivers for children.
Women have the right to call unwanted, coerced sex rape.
Women have the right to lower jail sentences for the same crime.
Women have the right to not be assumed sexual predators.
Women have the right to government departments that solely serve their interests. They also have the luxury of "women only" events that men cannot even dream of. (They even took the boy scouts away from us.)
Women have the right to government-enforced gender quotas.
Women have the right to exclusive tax benefits for being a business owner.
Women have the right to domestic violence shelters.
Women have the right to not be assumed the primary aggressor in a domestic dispute.
Women have the right to rape a man or boy, and if she gets pregnant from that man/boy, they can sue him for child support.
So it is women who have more rights.
So shut up, feminists, please.
You are so intelligent that parents come running to beg you to be their child!
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.