Child jokes

Why did orphans play Poppy Playtime?

To get a family.

Any 8 year old: Sus!

Me: Jake, we're at a funeral!

Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...

But a creeper blows it up.

What's an orphan's favorite toy?

A boomerang because it actually came back.

Why did the cop ask the orphan if he was home alone?

The orphan said because my parents have never come back yet because I have none.

Mary: If you born pikin (child) inside shop, wetin you go call that pikin (child)?

Mike: The pikin (child) go bear Bishop.

What do you call someone that no one loves?

An orphan.

What did the parents rearrange the furniture to punish a child?

Guess he was a stupid blind motherfucker 🖕 that didn't even know how to use a cane to figure out where they put the furniture.

I'm such a good babysitter because the last person I babysat was so flat.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple gets picked.

What does the Catholic Church and Worstjokesever.com have in common?

They're both full of child groomers.

What does an orphan and a wheelchair have in common?

They can both be replaced.

Why are orphans banned from the shop?

No adult to pay for them.

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?

The apple gets picked!

One day, a man visited an orphanage.

Then he sees a kid crying. The man asked, "Where are your parents?"

The kid cries even harder.

If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan.

What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

I dressed up as Darth Vader at an orphanage and said, "I am your father!"

What does a website have that an orphan doesn't? A home.

Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.

One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.

Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.

Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...

An orphan.