Child jokes
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually came back.
Why can't orphans play rounders?
Because they don't know where home is.
Guess why orphans can't play baseball? Because they don't know what home is.
Any 8 year old: Sus!
Me: Jake, we're at a funeral!
Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...
But a creeper blows it up.
Memes
What do you call an orphan's family region?
Me time.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
They don't have a home to run back to.
Children and your meat are actually quite similar.
At first you seem weirded out by spanking it, but later on you start to enjoy it.
If your baby can unhook your bra, is it time to stop breastfeeding?
One day this kid says to his dad, "Dad, they bully me at school."
His dad asks why, and the kid says, "They bully me because I got no hands."
Then his dad says, "Who would do such a thing like that? I want to know who they are. Point at them!"
I was in class and we had to choose another term for words we use everyday. For kid, I chose "child"; for dog, I chose "pet"; and for wife, I chose "dishwasher."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Orphans don't get picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because there is no home plate.
I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause there's no home base...
Random person: "What's one thing your ex gave you that you can't get rid of?"
Man: *Shows a picture of his child.*
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked!
One day, a man visited an orphanage.
Then he sees a kid crying. The man asked, "Where are your parents?"
The kid cries even harder.