Child jokes
What kind of punch takes out 20 children and 8 adults? A Sandy Hook.
Three children play hide and seek. Their names are Silence, Anger, and Parent. Anger counts. Parent hides in the trash. Silence is at the police station.
A policeman looks at Silence and asks: "What is your name?" Silence replies: "Silence." Terrified, the policeman asks: "Where are your parents?" Silence then replies: "Parent is in the trash!" The policeman then asks indignantly: "Are you looking for Trouble?" Silence replies: "No, in fact, Anger finds me."
How do terrorists feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane... and then the second!"
What’s the difference between air and a six year old?
Air has resistance.
An officer confronts two congressmen.
He informs them, \"I’m looking for a couple of child molesters.\"
The two look at each other, turn to the officer and exclaim, \"Sure! We’ll do it!\"
Girl: "Dad."
Dad: "Do I love you?"
Girl: "I am a prostitute."
Dad: "Yes."
Woman 2: "Dad."
Dad: "Right?"
Woman 2: "I'm a woman too."
Father: "God, do you love children?"
Boy: "Yes..."
Children are like pills.
The smaller they are, the easier they are to take.
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the airplane!"
How do terrorists feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second one."
Why aren't orphans good at poker?
Because they don't know what a "full home" is!
What's the difference between a Christian and a child who believes Santa exists?
Nothing. They both believe in fairytales!
How does Osama feed his child? "Here comes the airplane, here comes another one."
How do terrorists feed their children?
Here comes the airplane.
What kind of bride does the pedo icon like? A "maik order" bride. Why? The male part.
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the aeroplane!"
"And here comes the second one!"
Q. What does Jeffrey Epstein get his sex partners for their birthday? A. Crayons.
What's the difference between a Christian and a child who believes Santa exists?
Nothing. They both believe in fairytales!
I pulled my kid out of school after a woke teacher taught my six-year-old about pronouns! Yesterday, it was "he/she," today, "they/it," tomorrow, "I/you/we!"
What's the difference between a shopping bag and Michael Jackson?
One is white, made of plastic, and dangerous for children. The other is for groceries.
What's the difference between a broken shovel and a young child?
The shovel doesn't cry when you swing it into a wall repeatedly.