Two priests are pulled over by the police. One priest asks the cop what the reason for pulling them over is. The cop says, "We are looking for two child molesters." The priest look at each other and tell the cop they'll do it.
A Sunday school teacher asked her children on the way to service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" One little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping."
A German priest went to America for a few months. Unfortunately for him, he did not speak the best English. He stayed with a beautiful, young single woman who worked at a nearby orphanage.
Every day, he visited her in the orphanage, and he always brought her small gifts, and of course to the young children.
The young woman thought the priest was flirting with him, and she knew he was not married. She left that thought in the back of her mind for a few weeks.
A few weeks later, she finally brought up her nerve to ask him. She asked him why he always visited her, and why all the gifts for her and the children.
Of course, due to his bad English, he struggled a bit with his sentence, but he said in his thick German accent, "Vell, I visit you and your, your littles, because the kind girls here are very beautiful and cute.
She was quite amused, and blushed a bit. The man was also a bit nervous, and appeared to want to leave her office. The Priest then excused himself, and went to read the orphans a bedtime story.
He then muttered to himself, "Ach, she's catching on to me! Stupid! Zey are called little girls and boys, not child boys and girls."
Jeffy- Daddy Daddy a monster said it’s gonna poop in your hat
Marvin-I don’t believe that
Jeffy- but he said “Jeffy I’m gonna poop in your Daddy’s hat”
The next morning
Jeffy- Daddy a monster pooped in your hat
*Marvin/Mario looks in his hat*
Marvin- Jeffy I don’t believe you you popped in my hat
What’s the easiest way for parents to find out if their child is gay Look in the closet
what does a orphan and a military man not have in common, neither gets to go back home
What's the difference between a salad and a baby? People don't usually scream when you shake around a salad.
What do you call a disabled kid's sweat? VEGETABLE OIL!
Why didn't the child go to school? Because he died of a heroin overdose.
What say the child to the man? Shalom Man come later give the child: Here what you ask for! Child: Noo sir I say Shabbat Shalom I not ask for Salmon!!!! Man: It may be the coin in me ear hard to hear
Kid: What is an orphans favorite breakfast? Teacher: What? Kid: Fruity pebble with water Teacher: Why water? Kid: Cause it's dad never came back with the milk
me: are you an orphan? orphan: yes how did you know and what gave me away? me: where's your parents? orphan: died and i have a phone why? me: because it has a home button.
There are 206 bones in the human body 207 when I'm at a nursery
Id tell a bad baby joke, but I decided to abort
What song do supportive parents of a closeted child love? “The Son Will Come Out Tomorrow.”
why did little johnny drop his ice cream? because he got hit by a bus
Did you hear about the baby with cancer? It never gets old
What’s missing from a orphans iPad
The home button
My girlfriend really wants me to get her pregnant so she would have a father figure in her life for once
My 19-year-old girl killed a butterfly. I said no butter for you. She then she killed a cockroach. I told her nice try.
