Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
They never reached home.
What did an orphan say to its father?
Nothing.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because there is no home plate.
Knock knock. Who's there? Child. Child who? Child Millissa!
Why can you hit an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because that's the only time they can run home.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apples get picked.
Why do orphans like the movie Home Alone?
Because they're home alone themselves!
Why can orphans not play baseball? They can't hit a home run.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find his parents.
(I want to apologize in advance. These are very dark jokes.)
What’s red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
I was going to tell a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort.
Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? His wife is dead.
Why does Helen Keller hate porcupines? They’re painful to look at.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes. The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.
My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
Boy: Mom, why are you drinking this disgusting red soup? I wanted salad.
Mom: Quiet, son. We only get this once a month.
A child was walking through the forest when a wolf jumped in front of him. The child saw that the wolf had no leg. He then became a terrorist and caused 9/11.
What's the difference between a pool and a toddler?
One doesn't scream when you go in dry ;)
Q) Why is Technoblade's body hard?
A) Cuz he was thinking of children on his deathbed!
What bounces up and down at 100 miles per hour?
A baby tied to the back of a pick up truck.
Parents: Let's have a bonfire.
Me: Let's go to the orphanage.
Parents: To bring other children?
Me: No, to have the fire.
Parents: Won't they be missed?
Me: No, because there is nobody to miss them.
My mom loved taking pics of me when I was a child. Thanks to that, people really believe my fake smiles! :3
