Child jokes
Little Johnny died.
I molested a child today, and it felt quite lovely on my penis! š
Why canāt orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
My blind son got hit by a car when he was riding his new bike. He should have been paying attention.
What did an orphan say to its father?
Nothing.
Memes
Why can't orphans play golf?
Because they can't find home.
Why donāt orphans play baseball? Cause they donāt know where home is!
Why do orphans like the movie Home Alone?
Because they're home alone themselves!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apples get picked.
Why does Little Johnny hate hot dogs?
It reminds him of last night.
How is sports like regular life for orphans?
They don't get picked for either.
When the card declines on child insurance.
Why can orphans not play baseball? They can't hit a home run.
Your dad went on America's Got Talent for "smoothest way to leave their child."
Why can you hit an orphan?
Because they canāt tell their parents.
What are a doctor's and a WWE fighter's ideas on child abuse?
Doctor's: Don't do it, it does not help. Mood behavior.
WWE fighters: If it can crawl, it can brawl.
Who is the first person an orphan sees? The doctor.
Can an orphan child be arrested for vandalism, or will the officers ask for their parents to talk to?
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Jorden CalerendiĆ”.
I bet you are a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, by the way your roasts are not fucking funny they are bullshit like your face and your hairline.