Child jokes
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apples get picked.
Why does Little Johnny hate hot dogs?
It reminds him of last night.
How is sports like regular life for orphans?
They don't get picked for either.
When the card declines on child insurance.
Why can orphans not play baseball? They can't hit a home run.
Your dad went on America's Got Talent for "smoothest way to leave their child."
Why can you hit an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
What are a doctor's and a WWE fighter's ideas on child abuse?
Doctor's: Don't do it, it does not help. Mood behavior.
WWE fighters: If it can crawl, it can brawl.
Who is the first person an orphan sees? The doctor.
Can an orphan child be arrested for vandalism, or will the officers ask for their parents to talk to?
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Jorden Calerendiá.
I bet you are a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, by the way your roasts are not fucking funny they are bullshit like your face and your hairline.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find their way home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because there is no home plate.
Why did the priest go to the clothing sale at Walmart?
He heard that little boy's pants were half off.
Knock knock. Who's there? Child. Child who? Child Millissa!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because that's the only time they can run home.
An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"
The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they have to hit a home run.