Child jokes
Why are dead baby jokes always funny?
They never get old.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Annie.
Me: *reading a sign* "Children are a gift from god."
Me: "No, they are a gift from the underworld."
Mother: "Yeah, I picked you up at the gift shop on my way out."
Mother: "You are a spawn of Satan."
Ha, orphans are soooooo funny. I mean, they have many family stories. Oh wait...
What does a baby and a grenade have in common?
They both make noise after you throw them.
New friend new, new Website, new child porn
Okay not a depression joke but... what’s worse than 10 babies in 1 bucket?
1 baby in 10 buckets.
Hvis du tenker på det, så er adopsjon siste valget for et barn, så de som er adoptert var siste valget.
How do you know when your girlfriend is too young?
You have to make airplane noises to get her to open her mouth.
Sorry.
You know why pedophiles get away with molesting children?
Because who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.
Your family is so cheap that they won't even pay for the child support to keep you.
If I saw a homosexual or transsexual man do so much as TOUCH my child, he would be dead, zombified, and castrated by the end of the day.
Protect your young'uns from these degenerate freaks and live off the grid so they have no bearing on your life.
One day, a class of children were killed in a bus accident, but only some survived. One was praying that he would survive, and the other said, "First time?"
Someone went up to an orphan and asked him why he was talking to the air. He said he was talking to his mom.
Where can't orphans park?
Parent child.
Addison Banks Age (8)
"I'm a little brat who won't shut the hell up! And stop talking!"
Johnny Johnny?
Yes pa pa.
Eating sugar?
Yes pa pa, I am eating sugar because it is the only thing I can reach and you have refused to feed me for the past 3 days. You smoke 2 packs of cigs a day and you're mad at me for eating a little sugar. Smoking? Telling lies? Yes pa pa, you do all of those things because you're a chronic addict.
Alle Kinder hiessen Melissa, ausser Kurt, han hed det "grime Kurt bombomn".
Why do orphans go to prison?
Because that's their only home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What’s worse than three babies in one garbage can?
One baby in three garbage cans.