If you have an Autistic child, don't worry. Put your trust in God and pray it gets kidnapped.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find their parents.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home base.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
When I go to bed, my mother comes in ten minutes later with a brick and beats me with it.
What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, because his parents ran away.
Double whammy. Orphan jokes are like a kid with cancer; it never gets old. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌👌👌👌👌
What’s the similarity between a penis and a lollipop?
Kids can take both.
Orphan
Me: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes, how did you know and what gave me away?
Me: Where's your parents?
Orphan: They died and I have a phone, why?
Me: Because it has a home button.
What's brown and sticky?
An orphan.
Why do orphans not play sport?
Because they need parents' permission.
Armless child: Can you give me a hand??
Me: Ok.
Why do orphans love violent video games like GTA?
They never had parents to protect them from it.
Why do Asians abandon their children?
They're bad at math.
How do Chinese parents name their children?
Dropping a pan down the stairs. Bing, Bong, Dong.
Why did the orphan cross the ride?
I forgot.
Why did the little girl cry twice?
Because you wiped your shitty bloody duck on her favorite teddy bear.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
So I punched an orphan...
What's he/she going to do? Tell his/her parents???
What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?
Gloves!
JK, he hasn't opened it yet.
