Child jokes

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they can’t find their way home.

Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because there is no home plate.

Why did the priest go to the clothing sale at Walmart?

He heard that little boy's pants were half off.

Knock knock. Who's there? Child. Child who? Child Millissa!

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

Apples get picked.

What's an orphan's favorite sport?

Baseball, because that's the only time they can run home.

An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"

The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"

Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they have to hit a home run.

Why was the kid sad?

He was adopted.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they can't find home base.

Children are so ungrateful nowadays. I got my daughter a bike, but now she’s crying on the floor saying, “I don’t have legs!”

Why do orphans never play baseball?

'Cause they can never find home.

My brother Taf likes to pee the bed.

Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?

They never reached home.

A child's parents once lived in Chicago.

I wonder why he's in an orphanage now.

A child with cancer says, "Mother, what will I be when I grow up?"

Then the mother says, "Shut up, dick, you have cancer!" Hehehe.

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because he can't find his parents.

(I want to apologize in advance. These are very dark jokes.)

What’s red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

I was going to tell a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort.

Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? His wife is dead.

Why does Helen Keller hate porcupines? They’re painful to look at.

Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.

Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes. The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.

My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.

Boy: Mom, why are you drinking this disgusting red soup? I wanted salad.

Mom: Quiet, son. We only get this once a month.

A child was walking through the forest when a wolf jumped in front of him. The child saw that the wolf had no leg. He then became a terrorist and caused 9/11.