A child was walking through the forest when a wolf jumped in front of him. The child saw that the wolf had no leg. He then became a terrorist and caused 9/11.
Child Jokes
What's the difference between a pool and a toddler?
One doesn't scream when you go in dry ;)
If you have an Autistic child, don't worry. Put your trust in God and pray it gets kidnapped.
Q) Why is Technoblade's body hard?
A) Cuz he was thinking of children on his deathbed!
Parents: Let's have a bonfire.
Me: Let's go to the orphanage.
Parents: To bring other children?
Me: No, to have the fire.
Parents: Won't they be missed?
Me: No, because there is nobody to miss them.
My mom loved taking pics of me when I was a child. Thanks to that, people really believe my fake smiles! :3
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find their parents.
What bounces up and down at 100 miles per hour?
A baby tied to the back of a pick up truck.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home base.
What do you call a baby that came out of their mother's womb? A virgin.
What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, because his parents ran away.
Double whammy. Orphan jokes are like a kid with cancer; it never gets old. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌👌👌👌👌
When I go to bed, my mother comes in ten minutes later with a brick and beats me with it.
What’s the similarity between a penis and a lollipop?
Kids can take both.
Orphan
What's brown and sticky?
An orphan.
Me: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes, how did you know and what gave me away?
Me: Where's your parents?
Orphan: They died and I have a phone, why?
Me: Because it has a home button.
Why do orphans love violent video games like GTA?
They never had parents to protect them from it.
So I punched an orphan...
What's he/she going to do? Tell his/her parents???
Why do Asians abandon their children?
They're bad at math.
