Child jokes
I molested a child today, and it felt quite lovely on my penis! š
My blind son got hit by a car when he was riding his new bike. He should have been paying attention.
A child's parents once lived in Chicago.
I wonder why he's in an orphanage now.
A child with cancer says, "Mother, what will I be when I grow up?"
Then the mother says, "Shut up, dick, you have cancer!" Hehehe.
What did an orphan say to its father?
Nothing.
Memes
Why can't orphans play golf?
Because they can't find home.
Jorden CalerendiĆ”.
I bet you are a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, by the way your roasts are not fucking funny they are bullshit like your face and your hairline.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because there is no home plate.
Who is the first person an orphan sees? The doctor.
Why can you hit an orphan?
Because they canāt tell their parents.
What are a doctor's and a WWE fighter's ideas on child abuse?
Doctor's: Don't do it, it does not help. Mood behavior.
WWE fighters: If it can crawl, it can brawl.
Can an orphan child be arrested for vandalism, or will the officers ask for their parents to talk to?
Your dad went on America's Got Talent for "smoothest way to leave their child."
Why donāt orphans play baseball? Cause they donāt know where home is!
Why do orphans like the movie Home Alone?
Because they're home alone themselves!
Why did the priest go to the clothing sale at Walmart?
He heard that little boy's pants were half off.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apples get picked.
How is sports like regular life for orphans?
They don't get picked for either.
When the card declines on child insurance.
Knock knock. Who's there? Child. Child who? Child Millissa!