Child jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they will never get home.
Why couldn't the orphan use the swing? Because they had no arms.
I have eaten 6 babies, 9 adolescent children, and 2 infants in the past week ;p
What is more time-consuming than children?
Waiting for your wife to go into labor!
Q: What's yellow and can't swim?
A: A school bus full of children.
What’s long, yellow, and doesn’t float?
A school bus filled with children.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.
Little Johnny died.
I molested a child today, and it felt quite lovely on my penis! 👍
Why can’t orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
My blind son got hit by a car when he was riding his new bike. He should have been paying attention.
What did an orphan say to its father?
Nothing.
A child's parents once lived in Chicago.
I wonder why he's in an orphanage now.
Why can't orphans play golf?
Because they can't find home.
Why did the priest go to the clothing sale at Walmart?
He heard that little boy's pants were half off.
Why do orphans like the movie Home Alone?
Because they're home alone themselves!
Why does Little Johnny hate hot dogs?
It reminds him of last night.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apples get picked.
How is sports like regular life for orphans?
They don't get picked for either.
When the card declines on child insurance.