Child jokes
I have eaten 6 babies, 9 adolescent children, and 2 infants in the past week ;p
What is more time-consuming than children?
Waiting for your wife to go into labor!
Q: What's yellow and can't swim?
A: A school bus full of children.
When your wife gets pregnant and you don't want a kid, just come on down to Momma Mia's Pizzeria and abortion clinic!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they will never get home.
Stranger: Do you want a lollipop?
Kid: No, I hate lollipops, so yeah, and you are not my daddy.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a donut?
People want donuts.
I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hairdryer.
Little Johnny died.
My blind son got hit by a car when he was riding his new bike. He should have been paying attention.
I molested a child today, and it felt quite lovely on my penis! 👍
Why can’t orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home base.
My brother Taf likes to pee the bed.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
They never reached home.
Why do orphans never play baseball?
'Cause they can never find home.
Children are so ungrateful nowadays. I got my daughter a bike, but now she’s crying on the floor saying, “I don’t have legs!”
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find his parents.
A child with cancer says, "Mother, what will I be when I grow up?"
Then the mother says, "Shut up, dick, you have cancer!" Hehehe.
A child's parents once lived in Chicago.
I wonder why he's in an orphanage now.