Child jokes
What’s the difference between an orphan and a donut?
People want donuts.
I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hairdryer.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.
Why couldn't the orphan use the swing? Because they had no arms.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they will never get home.
What’s long, yellow, and doesn’t float?
A school bus filled with children.
I have eaten 6 babies, 9 adolescent children, and 2 infants in the past week ;p
What is more time-consuming than children?
Waiting for your wife to go into labor!
Q: What's yellow and can't swim?
A: A school bus full of children.
Little Johnny died.
I molested a child today, and it felt quite lovely on my penis! 👍
Why can’t orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
My blind son got hit by a car when he was riding his new bike. He should have been paying attention.
What did an orphan say to its father?
Nothing.
A child's parents once lived in Chicago.
I wonder why he's in an orphanage now.
Why can't orphans play golf?
Because they can't find home.
Why can you hit an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
What are a doctor's and a WWE fighter's ideas on child abuse?
Doctor's: Don't do it, it does not help. Mood behavior.
WWE fighters: If it can crawl, it can brawl.
Your dad went on America's Got Talent for "smoothest way to leave their child."
Why do orphans never play baseball?
'Cause they can never find home.