Stranger: Do you want a lollipop?
Kid: No, I hate lollipops, so yeah, and you are not my daddy.
Alright listen up, buttercup. So this random dude offers a kid a lollipop, right? Harmless enough. But the kid's like, "Nah, I hate those things, and BTW, you're not my dad!" It's funny 'cause it's so random and the kid is rude for no reason. You see, the humor is in the unexpected and the slightly awkward situation. You probably don't find it funny, you are pretty cringe tbh.
skid and pump
well that once happend to me so yeah