Child jokes
The reason why women have suffered longer than men is because men are using women and abusing them as tools and property, which they aren’t.
During WWII, women were used every day by evil men for not being able to have sex with their wives, and Muslim women are being raped, women children are being raped every day while you fucking turds of human shit are making jokes of issues that need to stop, so stop with the homophobia, Islamophobia, biphobia and all the other phobias, make sexual harassment, assault and rape victims' voices heard, we will not stay silent because of this shitty app!
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A German priest went to America for a few months. Unfortunately for him, he did not speak the best English. He stayed with a beautiful, young single woman who worked at a nearby orphanage.
Every day, he visited her in the orphanage, and he always brought her small gifts, and of course to the young children.
The young woman thought the priest was flirting with him, and she knew he was not married. She left that thought in the back of her mind for a few weeks.
A few weeks later, she finally brought up her nerve to ask him. She asked him why he always visited her, and why all the gifts for her and the children.
Of course, due to his bad English, he struggled a bit with his sentence, but he said in his thick German accent, "Vell, I visit you and your, your littles, because the kind girls here are very beautiful and cute."
She was quite amused, and blushed a bit. The man was also a bit nervous, and appeared to want to leave her office.
The Priest then excused himself, and went to read the orphans a bedtime story.
He then muttered to himself, "Ach, she's catching on to me! Stupid! Zey are called little girls and boys, not child boys and girls."
Why is it OK to hit an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
An orphan's family photo: empty.
Son, why do I not have an Easter basket?
Mom, you're 23, you don't need one. Ends calls, child support.
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Baby 🍼
Why was Timmy sad? Because his dad stapled a frog to his forehead.
How are an emo kid and a hanging child the same?
Depends on who's hanging.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it could not find home.
Why can orphans get away with being bad at school? Because when the teacher says, "I want to have a parent/teacher conference," they just go about their day.
What is an orphan's least favorite store?
Home Depot.
A pastor asked his child what his favorite bible verse was... He responded, "Keep watch," because he wanted a watch.
Why did the orphan live at school?
Because on the first day his parents didn’t pick him up.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't go home.
OK, so Kenya and Kariah are both orphans that hate orphan jokes, so how about we make a joke out of them!
What's long, yellow, and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Adopted kid:
Hey, Alex, what are you doing?
Alex:
Nothing, just playing my game. Anyways, you know you can call me "dad."
Adopted kid:
OK, dad Alex.
Alex:
Oh, come on! My game! I’m winning. Let’s go!
Adopted kid:
I’m so glad I have a mom.
Jeffy: "Daddy, Daddy, a monster said it’s gonna poop in your hat!"
Marvin: "I don’t believe that."
Jeffy: "But he said, 'Jeffy, I’m gonna poop in your Daddy’s hat!'"
The next morning,
Jeffy: "Daddy, a monster pooped in your hat!"
*Marvin/Mario looks in his hat*
Marvin: "Jeffy, I don’t believe you, you pooped in my hat!"