Child jokes
I went to the orphanage and yelled "your mama" jokes.
From your mom.
Okay not a depression joke but... what’s worse than 10 babies in 1 bucket?
1 baby in 10 buckets.
My wife and I have reached the decision that we do not want children.
If anyone does, please comment your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
Why can’t you kidnap an orphan?
Because you can’t steal what was never wanted in the first place.
What is an orphan's dad's job?
A magician because he makes himself disappear.
Where does an orphan come from?
Daddy getting milk.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's the difference between a 14-year-old boy and an 8-year-old boy?
The 14-year-old is on top, the 8-year-old is on the bottom.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't make it to home.
I saw an orphan in the grocery store and asked him, "Where's your mom?" and he cried. Why?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? One, you just need to throw it hard enough.
A 23 year old priest walks into a high school with an automatic weapon. He tells those who believe in God to stand up and leave.
To the children who don't leave, he says, "Do not worry my children, I shall make thou 'hole-y' as well."
He then proceeds to shoot all of the students left.
Me: "I like kids."
No, it's not just a crotch grab. Jacko was jacking it on stage when he saw a 6-year-old boy in the front row.
Mother: Who do you like more, me or your dad?
Liam: I like you both.
Mother: Ok, if I go to america and your dad goes to paris, where will you go?
Liam: I will go to paris.
Mother: That's means you like dad more.
Liam: No, its because i like paris.
Mother: Ok, fine, if I go to paris and your dad goes to america, where will you go?
Liam: I will go to America.
Mother: Why?
Liam: Because I have already gone to paris.
What’s the difference between orphans and blind children?
None. Neither can see their parents.
What were Michael Jackson's last words? "Take me to the children's hospital."
How many kids does it take to change a light bulb? Well, it's not 53, 'cause my basement's still dark.
What's the difference between a white kid and a computer?
The child has no trouble shooting.