Child jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What’s the difference between a child and a suicider?
One stays quiet forever...
What's a benefit of being an orphan?
No one makes yo mama jokes to you.
My sis was funny but sad because I have a boy and she doesn't.
Girl: "Daddy!"
Father: "Do I love you?"
Girl: "I'm a... a girl!"
Father: "Mhm!"
Woman: "Daddy?"
Father: "Of course?"
Woman: "I'm a girl too!"
Father: "Does God love children?"
Boy: "Yessss..."
My little girl
A Story:
I lived in a small house. Behind my house was a big forest. If I went in the forest, then I heard scary sounds. That was very dreadful. I had a son. He was 9 years old. One day he went into the forest and did not come back. I called the police, but it couldn't help. I went looking. I really wanted my son Robby back. I missed him so! With a flashlight and compass, I went into the dark, eerie forest. Then the noises came again, but this time I also heard a scream. A scream from a nine year old child. It was Robby, certainly! I stopped in front of a tunnel.
Sequel follows...
Why can’t an orphan get suspended or expelled from school? Because they need to contact parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
They can never make it home.
1.) What’s yellow and can’t swim?
- A bus full of children.
2.) Did you hear about the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
- He died of a yeast infection.
3.) I will never forget my grandad’s last words...
- “You’re still holding the ladder, right?”
4.) I have a fish that can breakdance...
- Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.
5.) Give a man a match and he will be warm for a few hours...
- Light a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
What has 30 legs but can't swim?
A bus full of children!
Why can't an orphan make a home run in baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.
What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.
What's pink and rusty? Madeline McCann's bike.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run. 😭
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he/she doesn't know where to run home.
A father awaits the birth of his first child.
The obstetrician says, "Unfortunately, he has no arms."
The father says, "I'll love it all the same."
But the obstetrician adds, "It is also without legs, trunk, head."
The father says, "I'll love it all the same."
Then the obstetrician confessed to him, "I'm sorry, but only this ear was born."
The father says, "I'll love it all the same."
And the obstetrician says, "Talk to him closer: he's deaf!"
I just prevented a 10-year-old from getting assaulted.
Nothing much, I just decided to go home.
How come when women decide to kill their unborn baby it's a "choice"? But when I decide to drive my car into a playground full of children it's called "murder."
What's the difference between me and a rapist?
He forced her, while I convinced her with a candy.
She was just 7 years old.
What’s green and orange and sits at the bottom of the swimming pool?
A baby with burst armbands.