An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"
The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"
Jorden Calerendiá.
I bet you are a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, by the way your roasts are not fucking funny they are bullshit like your face and your hairline.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why did the priest go to the clothing sale at Walmart?
He heard that little boy's pants were half off.
Why does Little Johnny hate hot dogs?
It reminds him of last night.
How is sports like regular life for orphans?
They don't get picked for either.
A child with cancer says, "Mother, what will I be when I grow up?"
Then the mother says, "Shut up, dick, you have cancer!" Hehehe.
Children are so ungrateful nowadays. I got my daughter a bike, but now she’s crying on the floor saying, “I don’t have legs!”
My brother Taf likes to pee the bed.
When the card declines on child insurance.
A child's parents once lived in Chicago.
I wonder why he's in an orphanage now.
Your dad went on America's Got Talent for "smoothest way to leave their child."
Can an orphan child be arrested for vandalism, or will the officers ask for their parents to talk to?
Who is the first person an orphan sees? The doctor.
What are a doctor's and a WWE fighter's ideas on child abuse?
Doctor's: Don't do it, it does not help. Mood behavior.
WWE fighters: If it can crawl, it can brawl.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find their way home.
Why do orphans never play baseball?
'Cause they can never find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they have to hit a home run.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home base.
Why can't orphans play golf?
Because they can't find home.
