Child jokes
Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprimand the child. Smiling sweetly, the Sunday school teacher said, “Johnny, when I was a little girl, I was told if I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that.”
Little Johnny looked up and replied, “Well, Ms Smith, you can’t say you weren’t warned!”
Tazzaro be like: Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
How hard can you throw them!
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't hit a home run.
Why does Aaron cry at night? His alcoholic father beats him.
How long does it take for 10 dead babies to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.
Why did lil Timmy drop his lollies?
He was hit by a train.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
What's the difference between a child and a carrot? About 140 calories.
What starts with S and ends with S? STUPID HOMEWORK NEVER ENDS.
What starts with C and ends with K? Children do not cook.
What did you think I was going to say? How bold of you to assume.
1 like = 1 Ukrainian child sent to Russia.
I always use chloroform when stealing a child.
What do you call an autistic daughter?
This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say, "Open wide for the delicious plane."
Today I saw my son lick out a tub of butter. I told him to make a sandwich without butter for a week (as a punishment). He said, "Okay," and licked the bread. "It's really easy to spread," he said. LOL!
Why can't an orphan play kickball?
Because they can't hit home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
My Mom said, "I have a daughter that killed herself for getting bullied."
Well, I said, "Have you seen her?"
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?
Because they cannot find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.