Child jokes
Tazzaro be like: Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
How hard can you throw them!
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't hit a home run.
Why does Aaron cry at night? His alcoholic father beats him.
How long does it take for 10 dead babies to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
Why did lil Timmy drop his lollies?
He was hit by a train.
What's the difference between a child and a carrot? About 140 calories.
What starts with S and ends with S? STUPID HOMEWORK NEVER ENDS.
What starts with C and ends with K? Children do not cook.
What did you think I was going to say? How bold of you to assume.
Kid: Dad, what happened to the kidnapper?
Dad: He had a nap.
Kid: Where is he now?
Dad: HELL!
Q. What's the difference between my phone battery and an anti-vax kid?
A. Nothing, they both die at ten.
What's Yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of dead babies.
Today I saw my son lick out a tub of butter. I told him to make a sandwich without butter for a week (as a punishment). He said, "Okay," and licked the bread. "It's really easy to spread," he said. LOL!
Q) What did the airplane say to the little boy?
A) Nothing, airplanes don't talk!
Where do Eagles send their children to study?
The Alpha birds.
1 like = 1 Ukrainian child sent to Russia.
This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say, "Open wide for the delicious plane."
I always use chloroform when stealing a child.
What do you call an autistic daughter?
My Mom said, "I have a daughter that killed herself for getting bullied."
Well, I said, "Have you seen her?"