Child jokes
What’s the worst thing about having a daughter with cancer? You can’t pull on her hair.
My sister is so ugly that she had to have a child with me to keep the family tree going.
If an orphan wins the lottery, what do they have to use all of it on?
Years of child support!
How many babies does it take to change a lightbulb? Well, obviously not 10; my basement's still dark.
Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Parental guidance.
Memes
What do the N and F in "orphan" stand for?
"No family."
Congratulations! 10 years+ record of hide and seek with your parents, and they're still hiding!
They hide so well, they probably forgot about you. Mwah. <3
Cancer kids be like: "When I grow up... lol nevermind."
This joke never gets old. Just like the child.
Why can't orphans play soccer? Because they can't practice with their dad.
What did the orphan's mum say before she abandoned her child?
OH it's a bitch.
Who does an orphan play soccer with?
No one.
The parents used to hit him.
His parents got into a car crash and died.
He became an orphan in an orphanage. The people there hit him. He looked up and said "Parents?"
I saw an orphan on the street. I said, "Where are your parents?" He cried and said, "My mum and dad died in a car crash!" 😆😆😂😂🤣
Son: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I'm blind.
Mom: Exactly.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
What does an abortion joke and a fetus have in common... The joke never gets old, and neither does the kid.
I tried kidnapping a kid today and told him I was his dad's friend and I would take him home. He just curled up into a ball and started crying. Kidnapping must be easy.
I was raised as an only child.
Which really annoyed my twin sister.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What is the perfect job for a pedophile?
A physical doctor for kids.