Child jokes
There once was a woman who had 10 kids. Their names were:
Tenth, Twenty, Thirty, Forty, Fifty, Sixty, Seventy, Eighty, Ninety, and One Hundred.
Everyone but Ninety died. She also had 10 kids.
These 10 kids got a dog without Ninety knowing. They had him for 2 years until he got hit by a car.
Only Ninety's kids know about this.
What’s the definition of a pedophile, Tyler?
When the autistic kid brings a gun to school and thinks it’s a dart gun.
A pedophile is sitting at an empty poker table. An eight-year-old kid asked him if he could sit down. The pedophile says to the child, "Sure, let's play."
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of dead babies.
How do you find a redneck virgin?
Just look for a 4-year-old. They can run faster than her brothers.
Why did the child cross the road?
To get to the other slide.
I have a brother and he told me this quote, "No wonder they had a second child, they messed up on the first one." He’s the second child... I’m the first...
What weighs 70 pounds and doesn't like sex?
The 6-year-old in the trunk of my car.
I can't cum anymore. I can't put children through this.
Why does a chicken cross the road?
To poop and pee in the potty!
So, I was in the woods the other day raping this woman when she screamed, 'Please! Think of my children!' I said, 'Ooo, you kinky bitch.'
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How many babies does it take to change a lightbulb? Well, obviously not 10; my basement's still dark.
My sister is so ugly that she had to have a child with me to keep the family tree going.
If an orphan wins the lottery, what do they have to use all of it on?
Years of child support!
What do the N and F in "orphan" stand for?
"No family."
What’s the difference between a microwave and a 10 year old girl?
The microwave doesn’t fart out blood and diarrhea when you pull your meat out.
Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Parental guidance.
Son: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I'm blind.
Mom: Exactly.