Child jokes
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why can't orphans play soccer? Because they can't practice with their dad.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
If you punch an orphan, they can't do anything; they can't tell their parents.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What did the orphan's mum say before she abandoned her child?
OH it's a bitch.
What is the perfect job for a pedophile?
A physical doctor for kids.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he/she doesn't know where to run home.
Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don't know why they're saying it's fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That's not funny! It is %9000,000 NO!!!!!!!!!!
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Catch.
I was having a party in my basement, and my friend asked me what that bag covered in blood was for. I said, "Oh, that's the bag I catch the children with to torture them in this basement."
What's the difference between a baby and a pizza?
One does not crow when you put it in an oven.
What goes up but never past the digits 15?
A Make-A-Wish kid...
My daughter is super smart! She pours her own drinks on the floor.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
What do pedophiles do when they wake up?
Turn on the child safety lock on the car.
How many babies does it take to change a lightbulb? Well, obviously not 10; my basement's still dark.
My sister is so ugly that she had to have a child with me to keep the family tree going.
If an orphan wins the lottery, what do they have to use all of it on?
Years of child support!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.