Child jokes
If an orphan wins the lottery, what do they have to use all of it on?
Years of child support!
Son: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I'm blind.
Mom: Exactly.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why can't orphans play soccer? Because they can't practice with their dad.
Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Parental guidance.
the baby
What do the N and F in "orphan" stand for?
"No family."
I saw an orphan on the street. I said, "Where are your parents?" He cried and said, "My mum and dad died in a car crash!" 😆😆😂😂🤣
What’s the difference between a microwave and a 10 year old girl?
The microwave doesn’t fart out blood and diarrhea when you pull your meat out.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
Why was Kobe a good father?
He took his daughter with him.
I tried kidnapping a kid today and told him I was his dad's friend and I would take him home. He just curled up into a ball and started crying. Kidnapping must be easy.
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Hide and seek.
I was raised as an only child.
Which really annoyed my twin sister.
Orphan: Have you seen my mommy?
Person: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes?
Person: SON SON??? IS THAT YOU MY LOVE?
Orphan: MOTHER!
Person: Let's go home!
Orphan: Uhhhh
*She was never to be seen again*
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Catch.
Cancer kids be like: "When I grow up... lol nevermind."
This joke never gets old. Just like the child.
Who does an orphan play soccer with?
No one.
The parents used to hit him.
His parents got into a car crash and died.
He became an orphan in an orphanage. The people there hit him. He looked up and said "Parents?"
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they can't run home.
What did the orphan's mum say before she abandoned her child?
OH it's a bitch.