Child jokes

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

It doesn't know where home is.

What do pedophiles do when they wake up?

Turn on the child safety lock on the car.

How many babies does it take to change a lightbulb? Well, obviously not 10; my basement's still dark.

My sister is so ugly that she had to have a child with me to keep the family tree going.

If an orphan wins the lottery, what do they have to use all of it on?

Years of child support!

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

They can’t find home.

What is the difference between a tree and "walk walk" home from a tree house? 🏠

What’s the worst thing about having a daughter with cancer? You can’t pull on her hair.

Comments of Gwen in her bra!

Jordan Jadoke: Wow such a good looking kid!

Heo: Dude stop! Who the hell got this!

prince/mr tallie: Hey stop!

YOU: Sexy sexy sexxy! How much does she cost!

Kenya Bailey: NOTHING SHE IS NOT A SEX SLAVE SHE IS PERSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fuck u Kenya: SHUT UP!

Big Ideas: Do u think I hav a chance with her? Cause if then SWEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kariah: STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mariah: U GUYS EXPECT PRINCE, HEO, AND KENYA ARE GOOD PEOPLE THAT ARE NOT CHILD MOLESTERS!!!!!!!!!!

Hot: 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Fring: I want to take u home all to my self!

So, on one partly cloudy night, there was a boy and his dad gazing up at the sky.

Dad: Aren't the stars just wonderful?

Boy: I'm not sure, from my angle, all I see are clouds.

Dad: Well, come over here and take a look.

Boy: Damn, the clouds always move when I get to the right spot!

Dad: Well then, I guess I will have to make you see them everywhere you look then.

Then the Dad shook and spun the boy around till he said...

NOW I'M SEEING STARS!!!

Why do pedophiles never cum first?

Because they like to cum in a little behind.

What do you call a cross between a priest and a child?

The cross shoved up the priest’s ass as he ‘downward dogs’ the kid.

How are feminists different from gorillas? At least gorillas don't abort their own children.

To all the children on this website, hello!!!!! Hey!!!! How is life treating you?

(BTW I'm a kid, too. I'm Hayley, and I'm turning 13. My B-day is 10/08/2008.)

What's an orphan's favorite toy?

A boomerang, because it came back unlike their parents.

Bad joke: Why is it easy to bully orphans? Because what are they going to do, tell their parents?

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

They can never find home.

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

'Cause there is no home to run to.

Q: A mom had 5 children: January, February, March, April. What is the name of the fifth child?

A: What.

Why was Mozart a child prodigy?

All his early pieces were in A sharp minor.