Why was Mozart a child prodigy?
All his early pieces were in A sharp minor.
Child Jokes
What did the make-a-wish kid say when the Avengers turn up without Tony Stark?
"We are in the endgame now!"
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how many you throw.
The way to stop school shootings is to give children an RPG.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Why can't orphans play paintball?
Because they don't have parent supervision.
What do you call an orphan at a construction site?
Child labor.
I got two cups of milk. One for me and one for my son.
We both drank them at the same time and tried not to puke. I won, since my son is face first on the table with his blood all over.
A Down syndrome child is drowning, he calls for help with all of his voice: "Somebody help me!! I'm Downing!"
BA DUM TSS
Have a child you don't want? Just drop them off at a school they don't know and drive away.
How to make an orphan's feet bleed? Make them run in place until their parents get them.
What do you do when you're bored?
Beat up an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why do orphans hate any milk?
Their dad did not come back for 10 years. Oh, sorry, he got lost in the store! 🤧
Huggy Wuggy and Kissy Missy had a baby.
They never gave him a name, so they just played cut the rope with him...
Sonic says if you're bored, go punch an orphan. I mean, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Ukraine be like dead children...
RUSSIA BE LIKE DEAD GENERALS!
Imagine losing your child in WW2 and your son fucking respawns, so you tell him off for not getting enough kills.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't go home.
Why shouldn't you make an orphan cry?
Because they won't have a parent to cry to.
What do you call a couple of orphans?
A coupleorphans.
