Child jokes
I tried kidnapping a kid today and told him I was his dad's friend and I would take him home. He just curled up into a ball and started crying. Kidnapping must be easy.
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Hide and seek.
I saw an orphan on the street. I said, "Where are your parents?" He cried and said, "My mum and dad died in a car crash!" 😆😆😂😂🤣
Why can't orphans play soccer? Because they can't practice with their dad.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
the baby
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What did the orphan's mum say before she abandoned her child?
OH it's a bitch.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they can't run home.
I was raised as an only child.
Which really annoyed my twin sister.
Why was Kobe a good father?
He took his daughter with him.
Orphan: Have you seen my mommy?
Person: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes?
Person: SON SON??? IS THAT YOU MY LOVE?
Orphan: MOTHER!
Person: Let's go home!
Orphan: Uhhhh
*She was never to be seen again*
Congratulations! 10 years+ record of hide and seek with your parents, and they're still hiding!
They hide so well, they probably forgot about you. Mwah. <3
Who does an orphan play soccer with?
No one.
The parents used to hit him.
His parents got into a car crash and died.
He became an orphan in an orphanage. The people there hit him. He looked up and said "Parents?"
Cancer kids be like: "When I grow up... lol nevermind."
This joke never gets old. Just like the child.
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Catch.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he/she doesn't know where to run home.
Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don't know why they're saying it's fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That's not funny! It is %9000,000 NO!!!!!!!!!!
If you punch an orphan, they can't do anything; they can't tell their parents.