Child jokes
If you punch an orphan, they can't do anything; they can't tell their parents.
Cancer kids be like: "When I grow up... lol nevermind."
This joke never gets old. Just like the child.
Congratulations! 10 years+ record of hide and seek with your parents, and they're still hiding!
They hide so well, they probably forgot about you. Mwah. <3
Who does an orphan play soccer with?
No one.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
Memes
What is the perfect job for a pedophile?
A physical doctor for kids.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What goes up but never past the digits 15?
A Make-A-Wish kid...
My daughter is super smart! She pours her own drinks on the floor.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
What is the difference between a tree and "walk walk" home from a tree house? 🏠
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
What's the difference between a baby and a pizza?
One does not crow when you put it in an oven.
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Catch.
Son: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I'm blind.
Mom: Exactly.
The parents used to hit him.
His parents got into a car crash and died.
He became an orphan in an orphanage. The people there hit him. He looked up and said "Parents?"
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why can't orphans play soccer? Because they can't practice with their dad.
If an orphan wins the lottery, what do they have to use all of it on?
Years of child support!
How many babies does it take to change a lightbulb? Well, obviously not 10; my basement's still dark.