Child jokes
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they can't run home.
What did the orphan's mum say before she abandoned her child?
OH it's a bitch.
Why can't orphans play soccer? Because they can't practice with their dad.
What is the perfect job for a pedophile?
A physical doctor for kids.
the baby
I saw an orphan on the street. I said, "Where are your parents?" He cried and said, "My mum and dad died in a car crash!" 😆😆😂😂🤣
What’s the difference between a microwave and a 10 year old girl?
The microwave doesn’t fart out blood and diarrhea when you pull your meat out.
Cancer kids be like: "When I grow up... lol nevermind."
This joke never gets old. Just like the child.
Who does an orphan play soccer with?
No one.
The parents used to hit him.
His parents got into a car crash and died.
He became an orphan in an orphanage. The people there hit him. He looked up and said "Parents?"
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
If you punch an orphan, they can't do anything; they can't tell their parents.
Congratulations! 10 years+ record of hide and seek with your parents, and they're still hiding!
They hide so well, they probably forgot about you. Mwah. <3
Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don't know why they're saying it's fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That's not funny! It is %9000,000 NO!!!!!!!!!!
I was having a party in my basement, and my friend asked me what that bag covered in blood was for. I said, "Oh, that's the bag I catch the children with to torture them in this basement."
My daughter is super smart! She pours her own drinks on the floor.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Catch.
What's the difference between a baby and a pizza?
One does not crow when you put it in an oven.
What is the difference between a tree and "walk walk" home from a tree house? 🏠