Child jokes
What is the difference between a tall kid and an orphan? One is tall enough that their parents can see them.
Hey, what's your age, Jordan? Probably 5 years old.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t run to home.
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Because they don't have a parent's signature.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
They have no home to run to.
Memes
Why do orphans go on holiday?
To see what family is like.
What did the kid say to the orphan?
"Well, at least I have parents!"
Why can't orphans play games?
Parents signed.
The adoption center threw a party. Why? 'Cause the parents weren't home.
My mom told me to help her with the laser, but it was opposite day, so I pushed her down.
She said help, so I kicked her.
The mom and dad left the child because they were famous and rich, like rich monkeys.
Did you know penguins can fly if you throw them hard enough? Just like children!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because I can’t hit a home run. 💀💀💀
Mom: Do I look fat in my dress?
Child: Nah... you look fat in every dress!
Girl: "Dad."
Dad: "Do I love you?"
Girl: "I am a prostitute."
Dad: "Yes."
Woman 2: "Dad."
Dad: "Right?"
Woman 2: "I'm a woman too."
Father: "God, do you love children?"
Boy: "Yes..."
How do terrorists feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane... and then the second!"
Why aren't orphans good at poker?
Because they don't know what a "full home" is!
Why do orphans have a single chip? Because they don't have a full bag.
I pulled my kid out of school after a woke teacher taught my six-year-old about pronouns! Yesterday, it was "he/she," today, "they/it," tomorrow, "I/you/we!"
Why can't the orphan take a family photo?
Answer: The orphan has no family to take a picture with.