Child jokes
What do you call a group of children who go on strike?
A minor's strike.
Why can you hit an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
Why didn't the orphan play video games with his friends?
Because his parents wouldn't let him.
What do you call an orphan?
Kyan.
I asked a child where their parents were. They started to cry. I laughed and walked out of an orphanage.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why don't orphan criminals go to jail?
Because they weren't even wanted.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come back.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
From now on, we’re gonna call shitting the bed an “Amber Alert.”
Mommy, mommy! Do we own a sweatshop?
Shut up and keep sewing!
What is an orphan's favorite game?
Happy Family.
I made a website on orphans, sadly it didn't have a homepage.
Q: Can orphans watch family-friendly movies?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they didn’t have a home.
An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."
He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"
He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't have a home base.
Speak to your dad before I put my hand up your ass!
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t run to home.
Baby (DYM 108).