Child jokes
I asked a child where their parents were. They started to cry. I laughed and walked out of an orphanage.
What do you call a group of children who go on strike?
A minor's strike.
Why don't orphan criminals go to jail?
Because they weren't even wanted.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What spooky creature has children?
Mummies.
Baby (DYM 108).
Hey, what's your age, Jordan? Probably 5 years old.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t run to home.
What is the difference between a tall kid and an orphan? One is tall enough that their parents can see them.
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because their parents can't watch them!
Why do orphans play with Barbies?
So they can have a home :)
Madeline Mcannot find her.
How do you make a child’s parents happy?
Put the child to sleep.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Orphan: I finally have a father!
God: And who is that?
Orphan: You!
God: Who the hell is you? Well, it's not me.
Orphan: :l
And to the parents of the lost boy named Timmy, we have found him, and now is your chance to make your escape. He really is a little shit, isn't he?
"Addison, are you one of those kids who are very, very, very, very smart? Because you sound like one."
Why do orphans play baseball because they try to find home?
Why can't orphans go to an amusement park?
Because they don't have parents!
Where do religious kids practice sports?
In the prayground.