Child jokes
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
I don't got free candy. It costs child support.
What's worse than 100 dead babies in a skip?
The one that's still alive in the middle trying to eat its way out.
Why don't orphan criminals go to jail?
Because they weren't even wanted.
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because their parents can't watch them!
Why can't orphans play games?
Parents signed.
Baby (DYM 108).
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Mommy, mommy! Do we own a sweatshop?
Shut up and keep sewing!
Speak to your dad before I put my hand up your ass!
From now on, we’re gonna call shitting the bed an “Amber Alert.”
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come back.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they didn’t have a home.
An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."
He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"
He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."
I made a website on orphans, sadly it didn't have a homepage.
Why do orphans play baseball because they try to find home?
What is the difference between a tall kid and an orphan? One is tall enough that their parents can see them.
How do you make a child’s parents happy?
Put the child to sleep.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t run to home.
"Addison, are you one of those kids who are very, very, very, very smart? Because you sound like one."