Child jokes
Why do orphans go on holiday?
To see what family is like.
What did the kid say to the orphan?
"Well, at least I have parents!"
Why can't orphans play games?
Parents signed.
What is an orphan's favorite game?
Happy Family.
An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."
He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"
He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."
Memes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't have a home base.
Q: Can orphans watch family-friendly movies?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they didn’t have a home.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come back.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
From now on, we’re gonna call shitting the bed an “Amber Alert.”
Mommy, mommy! Do we own a sweatshop?
Shut up and keep sewing!
I made a website on orphans, sadly it didn't have a homepage.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Speak to your dad before I put my hand up your ass!
Why does an orphan play soccer?
Because it's the only love they get.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
And to the parents of the lost boy named Timmy, we have found him, and now is your chance to make your escape. He really is a little shit, isn't he?
What spooky creature has children?
Mummies.
Orphan: I finally have a father!
God: And who is that?
Orphan: You!
God: Who the hell is you? Well, it's not me.
Orphan: :l