Child Abuse jokes
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Michael Jackson: giving kids a free cream pie.
What do the Spanish people call child abuse? Pedrophile.
What did the pedophile say to the nutcracker?
"Aren't you a little too young to be doing that?"
What's a pedophile's favorite part of Halloween? Free delivery.
What is a paedophile's favorite thing about Halloween?
Free delivery XD
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite things to say to little boys? "I'd really love to see you-hoo-hoo tonight," and "I can't smile without you-hoo-hoo."
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
Little boys turn them on.
Some people think jokes about child abuse are funny.
I'm not sure if I think that, but they do seem to hit different.
What's more fun than nailing a baby to the floor?
Ripping it off with a kick!
What do Israel and Epstein have in common?
"Look at that, time to blow up some kids."
What's the difference between a priest and Woody from Toy Story?
Woody goes limp when a kid walks in the room.
How do you make a little girl cry for a second time?
By wiping her blood off your dick with her teddy bear.
If you hit a child, that's child abuse.
If you hit a family member, that's abuse.
If you kill either, it's murder for some reason.
If it's a whole family, it's genocide for another reason.
What does Michael Jackson and McDonald's have in common?
They both use 30-year-old meat in between two-year-old buns.
How do you make an eight-year-old girl cry twice?
Wipe your bloody cock off on her favorite teddy bear after you’ve raped her.
What does McDonald's and priests have in common?
They put their meat inside 10 year olds.
What show would have made Michael Jackson a superstar for television? To Catch a Predator, for obvious reasons.
If you kill someone, that's murder.
If you kill a family member, that's still murder.
If you kill a child, that's "child abuse."
Mommy, mommy, why do I keep running around in circles?
Shut up, or I'll nail your other foot to the floor!