Child Abuse jokes
What do the Spanish people call child abuse? Pedrophile.
What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a Catholic priest?
One goes limp when a child walks in the room.
What did the pedophile say to the nutcracker?
"Aren't you a little too young to be doing that?"
What's a pedophile's favorite part of Halloween? Free delivery.
What is a paedophile's favorite thing about Halloween?
Free delivery XD
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite things to say to little boys? "I'd really love to see you-hoo-hoo tonight," and "I can't smile without you-hoo-hoo."
Some people think jokes about child abuse are funny.
I'm not sure if I think that, but they do seem to hit different.
What's more fun than nailing a baby to the floor?
Ripping it off with a kick!
What's the difference between a priest and Woody from Toy Story?
Woody goes limp when a kid walks in the room.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
Little boys turn them on.
If you hit a child, that's child abuse.
If you hit a family member, that's abuse.
If you kill either, it's murder for some reason.
If it's a whole family, it's genocide for another reason.
How do you make a little girl cry for a second time?
By wiping her blood off your dick with her teddy bear.
What does Michael Jackson say when he is peeing? "My wa-a-ter falls, I am calling you-hoo-hoo-hoo." The source on this? The accusers and CNN.
What is Michael Joseph Jackson's favorite song? "The boys are back in town."
How do you make an eight-year-old girl cry twice?
Wipe your bloody cock off on her favorite teddy bear after you’ve raped her.
What does McDonald's and priests have in common?
They put their meat inside 10 year olds.
What's the difference between Michael Joseph Jackson and Mickey Mouse? Besides being a disease-carrying rodent, and one a dangerous pedophile, Mickey Mouse can still touch and go near kids.
We're off to see the pedophile. The horrible pedophile of Neverland Ranch. He is, he-he is the terrible pedophile that ever was. Little boys, stay in your room until June 25th, so YOU won't be a target. We'll be carrying Pepsi-hee-hee with us, so we can keep it at bay. We're off to see the pedophile icon of Neverland Ranch.
Michael Joseph Jackson wanted his remains to be repackaged and made into Rice Krispy treats. This is so he can have the feeling of being eaten by 4-10 year olds, so he can go through their asses one last time. Again, the deranged desires of a pedo icon. Just glad that he didn't want to be made into cigarettes, since he would be in adults' lungs. Nobody over 18. Only 9 and under allowed.
There is a club that the pedophile icon wants to join, but it is on the East Coast: "The Boys Club." He's having his own version of it at his Neverland Ranch. Just bring a boy, age 4-11, no parents allowed, and have a fun-filled time with a fucked-up creep. Individual times vary, depending on the age of the boy and how much cash you wish to get back after the chosen time is spent.
P.S. No girls allowed and no "Pepsi-hee-hee." We have "mi-hi-hi-lk" instead.