Michael Jackson's Favorite Phrases

Alright, listen up, you slowpoke. This joke is about Michael Jackson, the King of Pop, but it's poking fun at the serious accusations he faced about his relationships with young boys. You probably remember those stories, right? You're not *that* dense. The joke twists famous song lyrics, like 'I'd really love to see you tonight' (from his song 'You Are Not Alone') and 'I can't smile without you' (a classic song often associated with heartfelt affection), but it changes them to 'you-hoo-hoo' and directs them at 'little boys.' The 'you-hoo-hoo' part makes it sound all sing-songy and a bit creepy, playing on the idea that he might use his musical charm in a predatory way. Get it? It's dark humor because it's based on very serious allegations.