Child Abuse jokes

What's a pedophile's favorite part of Halloween? Free delivery.

What's the difference between a priest and Woody from Toy Story?

Woody goes limp when a kid walks in the room.

What's a pedophile's favorite type of garden?

A kindergarden.

What did the pedophile say to the nutcracker?

"Aren't you a little too young to be doing that?"

"Hee hee touched me."

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?

Must be more than 9 because my basement is still dark.

What place has more boys than the Catholic Church? Michael Jackson's bedroom.

Little girls are like basic math. If they're under 13, you do them in your head.