Chicken jokes

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: Because chickens are mindless creatures and do not know any better.

Why did the Canadian cross the road?

To say sorry to the other side.

KFC proudly presents the kid fryer meal where our fillets are made out of kids. 😎 1 like = more kids in our fryer.

Q: What kind of club do roosters go to? A: The Chicken Strip.

I made that one up.

Three sons left home, went out into the world, and each of them made a lot of money. During a reunion, they discussed the gifts they'd given to their elderly mum.

"I built a big house for our mum," said the first.

"I sent her a Mercedes, with a chauffeur," said the second.

And the third smiled and said, "I think my gift was the best. You know how much mum enjoyed reading the Bible? And you know that her eyes aren't so good anymore? Well, I sent her a remarkable cockatoo that recites the entire Bible, both old and new testaments. It took a priest twelve years to teach him. That cockatoo is the only one in the world that can do it. All mum has to do is name the chapter and verse, and the cockatoo recites it."

A few days later, mum sent out her thankyou letters. She wrote to the first son,

"The house you built is so enormous that I only live in one room. The trouble is, I have to clean the whole house."

To the second son she said, "I'm far too old to travel anymore. I stay at home most of the time, so I've hardly used the Mercedes. In any case, the driver is so rude."

To the third son she wrote "Dearest Freddie. You have the good sense to know what your mum likes. The chicken was delicious!"

Why did the chicken enter the cave?

Because it wanted to get to the Dark Side.

Went to my local Indian restaurant and asked the waiter for a chicken tarka Masala.

The waiter said, "What's that?"

I said, "It's the same as a tikka, just a little otter."

What did Robin say to Batman when they were getting chicken?

Hahaha, I don't know.

Black comedy name week:

Malt liquor Monday Tupac Tuesday Watermelon Wednesday Thong Thursday Fried chicken Friday Sukie Sukie Saturday Slap a hoe Sunday

What do you call a stick that comes back a chicken?

Why did the chicken ride across town? Because he was being taken to Tyson.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a shit? I wanna know how it got the car started!

What's the darkest point in the universe?

The inside of a KFC.

Guess what? Chicken butt.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Anal.

How did Jesus like his chicken?

Crucifried.

Did you know cannibals ate KFC?

Kentucky Fried Children.