Chicken jokes
What’s the difference between a chicken and an orphan?
The chicken is actually used for something.
Farmer: Phew! I got all the eggs from the chickens!
Farmer #2: EGGcellent!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To try to get away from the man.
Why did the man cross the road?
Because his d**k was stuck in the chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Q: What do bloods eat when they get sick?
A: Chicken noodle suwoop.
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Guess what? Chicken butt.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Anal.
Why did the Mexican chicken cross the road?
Because the mom said, "Vente, Baca."
There are 30 cows in a field, 28 chickens. How many didn't?
A - 10
Why do cheetahs have spots? Chicken pox.
Why did the Chicken cross the road? You: Why? To get to the little b***h's house!
Knock knock! You: Who's there? The chicken!
Why did Monaco cross the road? It smashed a 1-mile radius of the road + the chicken.
Why did the chicken go to the mall?
To get new feathers!
What did the chicken say to the turkey?
Nothing, he chickened out!
Alicia: I said no already, quit it. You are thirsty, leave me alone creep.
Nathan: I wanna sex YOU.
Alicia: I LOVE DICK bud, you're *WEIRD*.
Nathan: WE-WE
Alicia: WEE-WEE?
Nathan: YES YES YES LETS FUCK NOW TAKE them panies off u said yes well in french but u said yes
Alicia: U tricked me I ain fucking u
Nathan: *SEX ME!! BITCH SEX ME OH PLEASE SEX ME SEX ME* *screaming saying it*
Alicia: *WEIRD*
Nathan: Dick ten inches and i geuss u cant call me *10 inched big long dick nathan* your lose
Alicia: WHAT NO.... wait? 10 inches yess
cauh!.cauh! ummm umm long dick goood unmmm couh coun ccccchhou
nathan: why do i have the urge to stick a chicken wing up yo pussy
cuugh umm
What did Robin say to Batman when they were getting chicken?
Hahaha, I don't know.
Fat people: Do I look beautiful when I eat a pack of chicken?
Me: Yes, you look like a bunch of boulders crashing into each other.
Fat: Dang...
Me: Shut up, Jon Brower Minnoch.
Where did a chicken orphan go?
A foster home.
Why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get run over and poop, and he died for 30 years until he was sent to Joe for getting run over, and he got killed by something, and then he died, and then he got it by you poop.
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Why did the chicken cross the road? To help Stephen Hawking cross!