Chicken jokes
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Eggs don’t cum.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he was stapled to the punk rocker.
Why did the duck cross over the cave? Because he wasn't a chicken.
IDK, sorry...
Why didn't Stephen Hawking ever eat chicken wings? Because he didn't exist.
Why are chickens so awesome? Because... Chicken noise.
Wade, you're a joke. The worst joke.
Hoped this would be a safer, more fun place to talk to my BP friends, but I guess not.
I've also learned that some people think "worst jokes ever" = "terrible unfunny jokes that make light of people who died horribly or otherwise suffered" instead of things like "why did the chicken cross the road?"-type jokes.
Maybe I'm just too old at this point.
I ain’t a chicken, but I ate a duck before.
What do you get when you cross a rooster with a small dog?
I think you're eggcellent!
Guess what?
Guess what?
Chicken butt.
Got them!
Why did the chicken explode? Because he pooped his pants!
Ur mum smells like shit, yeah, so she sucks a man off and washing machine. Yo, don’t at me, yeah, you chicken breath.
What’s the difference between a chicken and an orphan?
The chicken is actually used for something.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To try to get away from the man.
Why did the man cross the road?
Because his d**k was stuck in the chicken.
Farmer: Phew! I got all the eggs from the chickens!
Farmer #2: EGGcellent!
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Guess what? Chicken butt.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Anal.
Why did the Mexican chicken cross the road?
Because the mom said, "Vente, Baca."
There are 30 cows in a field, 28 chickens. How many didn't?
A - 10
Why did the Chicken cross the road? You: Why? To get to the little b***h's house!
Knock knock! You: Who's there? The chicken!