Chicken jokes
what is the fastest land animal? the last chicken in a Kenyan village.
This dude is so fat, wearing the same damn clothes every day. Every time he turns around, it's his graduation day. He forgot to put a boomerang on his pants because they don't even fit anymore. Last time I saw him coming down the street, it was in a bucket of Popeye's chicken, extra crispy.
I got a chicken drum stick for lunch, thought I might drum up an appetite!
Chicken on a stick with a macaroni tick.
Your head was mistaken for a chicken wing.
What do you get when you cross a rooster with a small dog?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Answer:
To prove it wasn't chicken!
Umm, Tyrone did not get his chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the rooooo o oooad?
A chef named his chicken Richard and named a rooster Ballz. A guy walks up and asks the chef what he's cooking. He replies, "My dick and balls."
What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?
You can roast chicken.
What do you call someone who’s afraid of breaststroke? Chicken breast.
Why did the chicken go to the mall?
To get new feathers!
Why are chickens so funny? Because...
Why did the chicken explode? Because he pooped his pants!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To go to Chick-fil-A.
Me and my cousin went to a restaurant yesterday.
I ordered my chicken fried, he ordered his chicken alive.
I like my humans like I like my chicken... Fully cooked.
What do you call an empty police station?
Banana Chicken.
What's the difference between a chicken and me? None, they both don't watch right and left before crossing the road.