Chicken jokes
Fat people: Do I look beautiful when I eat a pack of chicken?
Me: Yes, you look like a bunch of boulders crashing into each other.
Fat: Dang...
Me: Shut up, Jon Brower Minnoch.
Yo hairline be looking like a chicken nugget, headass.
What would you like as your last meal?
Fried chicken. Extra crispy.
Why did the Canadian cross the road?
To say sorry to the other side.
Why did Monaco cross the road? It smashed a 1-mile radius of the road + the chicken.
Why didn't Stephen Hawking ever eat chicken wings? Because he didn't exist.
I ain’t a chicken, but I ate a duck before.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To help Stephen Hawking cross!
Why did the chicken want to cross the road? Because he was suicidal and wanted to get hit by a car.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
He got hit!
What does a depressed person and a chicken have in common? They both try to fly.
Went to my local Indian restaurant and asked the waiter for a chicken tarka Masala.
The waiter said, "What's that?"
I said, "It's the same as a tikka, just a little otter."
A cow was standing in a corn field. The chicken walked by and said annoyingly, "What do I see here? Corned beef!?"
A guard at a baseball stadium let in the pheasant, the chicken, and the duck. But he didn't let in the turkey. Why? Because four strikes and you are out!
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
What did the egg say to the other egg?
"You crack me up!" 😂
If the US ate chicken, it would die.
Why did the duck cross over the cave? Because he wasn't a chicken.
IDK, sorry...
Q: What kind of club do roosters go to? A: The Chicken Strip.
I made that one up.
What did the chicken say to the turkey?
Nothing, he chickened out!