Chicken

Chicken jokes

Orphan

What’s the difference between a chicken and an orphan?

The chicken is actually used for something.

Egg

Farmer: Phew! I got all the eggs from the chickens!

Farmer #2: EGGcellent!

Road

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To try to get away from the man.

Why did the man cross the road?

Because his d**k was stuck in the chicken.

Memes

Road

Why did the Mexican chicken cross the road?

Because the mom said, "Vente, Baca."

Cow

There are 30 cows in a field, 28 chickens. How many didn't?

A - 10

Road

Why did the Chicken cross the road? You: Why? To get to the little b***h's house!

Knock knock! You: Who's there? The chicken!

Road

Why did Monaco cross the road? It smashed a 1-mile radius of the road + the chicken.

Inch

Alicia: I said no already, quit it. You are thirsty, leave me alone creep.

Nathan: I wanna sex YOU.

Alicia: I LOVE DICK bud, you're *WEIRD*.

Nathan: WE-WE

Alicia: WEE-WEE?

Nathan: YES YES YES LETS FUCK NOW TAKE them panies off u said yes well in french but u said yes

Alicia: U tricked me I ain fucking u

Nathan: *SEX ME!! BITCH SEX ME OH PLEASE SEX ME SEX ME* *screaming saying it*

Alicia: *WEIRD*

Nathan: Dick ten inches and i geuss u cant call me *10 inched big long dick nathan* your lose

Alicia: WHAT NO.... wait? 10 inches yess

cauh!.cauh! ummm umm long dick goood unmmm couh coun ccccchhou

nathan: why do i have the urge to stick a chicken wing up yo pussy

cuugh umm

Robin

What did Robin say to Batman when they were getting chicken?

Hahaha, I don't know.

People

Fat people: Do I look beautiful when I eat a pack of chicken?

Me: Yes, you look like a bunch of boulders crashing into each other.

Fat: Dang...

Me: Shut up, Jon Brower Minnoch.

Cock

I fed a vegan cock. No, not chicken, no, not my cock, my dead dad's.

Roman

Why did the Roman not eat BBQ chicken?

Because he "wasn't a veggatarian."

Road

Why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get run over and poop, and he died for 30 years until he was sent to Joe for getting run over, and he got killed by something, and then he died, and then he got it by you poop.

Road

Why did the chicken cross the road? To help Stephen Hawking cross!