Cluck jokes

Chicken

Anonymous · 5 years ago

Why was the chicken in trouble?

For using fowl language!

Lawyer

Anonymous · 5 years ago

What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

A rooster clucks defiance!

Chicken

Lil’ bro · 2 years ago

The image is divided into three sections. The top section shows a hen with chicks, accompanied by the text "He protec." The middle section depicts two roosters fighting with the text "He attac." The bottom section shows a pile of chicken nuggets with the text "But most importantly, he a snak."

Cluck memes

Hen

Anonymous · 5 years ago

What did the swearing hen say?

"Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, FUCK!" (It's cluck.)

What did the cussing rooster say?

"Cock-a-doodle-doo, phew!"

Cat

Stephanie · 6 years ago

What do you call a cat 🐈 that is glued down? A big cluck.

Ducky

Allah · 6 years ago

Clarm chin ass bou ducky wack wakaka chuck chuyli bingbong DA sauec.

Chicken

Goofy Goober · 4 years ago

How did the chicken 🐔 feel after escaping the fry cook?

Clucky!

Duck

I like Quackers · 8 years ago

Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack.

Logo

Anonymous · 2 years ago

What I do on most afternoons.

The image shows three logos side by side. On the left is the board game Clue, in the center is the fast food restaurant Clucks Nashville Hot Chicken, and on the right is the character Barbarian from the mobile game Clash of Clans.

Cluck memes

Community talk

Autterpop

2 years ago

what's the weirdest things that happened to you guys lately?

mine is there I was, chilling in the cafeteria, munching on my lunch when out of nowhere, the vice principal storms in wearing a chicken suit. No explanation, just strutting around and clucking.

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