Cluck jokes
Why was the chicken in trouble?
For using fowl language!
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What I do on most afternoons.
What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?
A rooster clucks defiance!
What did the swearing hen say?
"Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, FUCK!" (It's cluck.)
What did the cussing rooster say?
"Cock-a-doodle-doo, phew!"
What do you call a cat 🐈 that is glued down? A big cluck.
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what's the weirdest things that happened to you guys lately?
mine is there I was, chilling in the cafeteria, munching on my lunch when out of nowhere, the vice principal storms in wearing a chicken suit. No explanation, just strutting around and clucking.