Why was the chicken in trouble?
For using fowl language!
What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?
A rooster clucks defiance!
What did the swearing hen say?
"Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, FUCK!" (It's cluck.)
What did the cussing rooster say?
"Cock-a-doodle-doo, phew!"
What do you call a cat 🐈 that is glued down? A big cluck.
