Cluck jokes
Why was the chicken in trouble?
For using fowl language!
What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?
A rooster clucks defiance!
What did the swearing hen say?
"Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, FUCK!" (It's cluck.)
What did the cussing rooster say?
"Cock-a-doodle-doo, phew!"
What do you call a cat 🐈 that is glued down? A big cluck.
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt-quack.
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work.
This page could use more "butt quack" jokes.
The teacher asked the class what sound does a cow make? "Mooo," said Sally. "Good job," said the teacher. "What sound does a sheep make?" "Baa," said Jack. "Good, now what sound does a pig make?" Little Johnny raised his hand really high in the sky. The teacher called on him. He said, "The pig says, 'Get on the ground and put your hands on your head, you black motherfucker.'"
What's the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling? One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler.
