Cluck jokes
Why was the chicken in trouble?
For using fowl language!
What do you call a cat 🐈 that is glued down? A big cluck.
What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?
A rooster clucks defiance!
What did the swearing hen say?
"Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, FUCK!" (It's cluck.)
What did the cussing rooster say?
"Cock-a-doodle-doo, phew!"
Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack.
What type of sound does your crack make?
Answer: Quack!
They're blooming a gay chicken.
One hot day a cow wanted some shade.
He found a tree and started resting under it, but there was a chicken bothering him. The cow exclaimed, "Moooove!" The chicken didn't move. Again, "Moooove!" and still the chicken wouldn't move. The cow yelled, "MOOOOOVE!" The chicken turned around and said, "FUCKOFF."
