Cluck

Cluck jokes

Memes

Lawyer

What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

A rooster clucks defiance!

Hen

What did the swearing hen say?

"Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, FUCK!" (It's cluck.)

What did the cussing rooster say?

"Cock-a-doodle-doo, phew!"

Cat

What do you call a cat 🐈 that is glued down? A big cluck.

Memes

Community

what's the weirdest things that happened to you guys lately?

mine is there I was, chilling in the cafeteria, munching on my lunch when out of nowhere, the vice principal storms in wearing a chicken suit. No explanation, just strutting around and clucking.