why was the chicken in trouble? for using fowl language!
What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster? A rooster clucks defiance!
What did the swearing hen say?
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck FUCK! (It's cluck)
What did the cussing rooster say?
Cock-a-poo-dle phew!
What do you call a cat π that is glued down? A big cluck