Chicken jokes
Why do cheetahs have spots? Chicken pox.
Why did Monaco cross the road? It smashed a 1-mile radius of the road + the chicken.
Why did the chicken go to the mall?
To get new feathers!
What did the chicken say to the turkey?
Nothing, he chickened out!
Alicia: I said no already, quit it. You are thirsty, leave me alone creep.
Nathan: I wanna sex YOU.
Alicia: I LOVE DICK bud, you're *WEIRD*.
Nathan: WE-WE
Alicia: WEE-WEE?
Nathan: YES YES YES LETS FUCK NOW TAKE them panies off u said yes well in french but u said yes
Alicia: U tricked me I ain fucking u
Nathan: *SEX ME!! BITCH SEX ME OH PLEASE SEX ME SEX ME* *screaming saying it*
Alicia: *WEIRD*
Nathan: Dick ten inches and i geuss u cant call me *10 inched big long dick nathan* your lose
Alicia: WHAT NO.... wait? 10 inches yess
cauh!.cauh! ummm umm long dick goood unmmm couh coun ccccchhou
nathan: why do i have the urge to stick a chicken wing up yo pussy
cuugh umm
Omg my 34 week old chicken literally climbed onto my scooter Saturday. Pure gold 👌😂
What did Robin say to Batman when they were getting chicken?
Hahaha, I don't know.
I fed a vegan cock. No, not chicken, no, not my cock, my dead dad's.
Why did the Roman not eat BBQ chicken?
Because he "wasn't a veggatarian."
Where did a chicken orphan go?
A foster home.
Fat people: Do I look beautiful when I eat a pack of chicken?
Me: Yes, you look like a bunch of boulders crashing into each other.
Fat: Dang...
Me: Shut up, Jon Brower Minnoch.
I did a walk today and had dinner 🍴 night time to do you a good dinner 🍴 night and dinner 🍴 night. I love 💕 was the chicken 🍗 I had to go get dinner 🍴 night night dinner 🍴 night time to be good to get a night sleep 💤 night night fun day tomorrow.
It was so windy I saw a chicken lay the same egg twice!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To help Stephen Hawking cross!
Why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get run over and poop, and he died for 30 years until he was sent to Joe for getting run over, and he got killed by something, and then he died, and then he got it by you poop.
What do you call a stick that comes back a chicken?
What do you call an empty police station?
Banana Chicken.
My bro said food was cool. So I threw a piece of cool chicken at him. For some reason, he hit me, OOF.
What's your mum's favourite food?
Chicken nuggets! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
There was a chicken sitting on the bench. Then came another one. Then there were two.
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