Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiots house. Ok wanna hear another one? Okay. Knock knock. (Who's there?) The chicken from the other joke.
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why didn't stephen hawking ever eat chicken wings? becuase he didn't exist
Why are chickens so awesome ? (Bcauseeee) Chicken noise
Why did the duck cross over the cave? Because he wasn't a chicken.
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Why did the chicken cross the road Answer: to get to his job at KFC
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was stapled to the punk rocker.
In a world of feline folly, There lived a cat with a secret, A taste for adventure and mischief, And a love for KFC's golden treat.
With eyes like emerald jewels, And fur as black as night, This feline prowled the streets, In search of a savory delight.
Oh, how it yearned for chicken, Crispy and finger-lickin' good, But the cat knew it had to be sly, To satisfy its craving like it should.
Through alleyways it stealthily tiptoed, With nimble paws and a stealthy glide, Until it stumbled upon a secret, That made its hunger amplified.
A stash of KFC's golden eggs, Hidden away from prying eyes, An accidental treasure trove, A feast fit for a feline paradise.
With each stolen egg devoured, The cat's satisfaction grew, The taste of crispy breading, And juicy chicken, it knew.
Word soon spread of this food bandit, A legend of a cat so bold, Whispers echoed through the town, Of the one who stole the KFC gold.
But the cat with the KFC get eggs, Remained a mystery to all, A phantom of the night it became, Leaving no trace, no trail to recall.
And so, it continues its nightly quest, For chicken that satisfies its soul, The cat with the KFC get eggs, Forever on the prowl, never to be controlled.
Me listening to some random lgbtq protester say Its racist to ask somebody if they want free fried chicken
Guess What. Guess What. Chicken but. Got them
why did the chicken explode? because he pooped his pants
Q: What do bloods eat when they get sick?
A: Chicken noodle suwoop
What’s the difference between a chicken and an orphan? The chicken is actually used for something.
Farmer: Phew! I got all the eggs from the chickens! Farmer #2: EGGcellent!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get away from the man. Why did the man cross the road? Because his d**k was stuck in the chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the playground To get to the other slide.
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Why did the mexican chicken croos the road. Because the mom said" Vente, Baca
There r 30 cows in a field, 28 chickens, How many didn't?
A - 10
