Chicken jokes
What do you get when you cross a rooster with a small dog?
This dude is so fat, wearing the same damn clothes every day. Every time he turns around, it's his graduation day. He forgot to put a boomerang on his pants because they don't even fit anymore. Last time I saw him coming down the street, it was in a bucket of Popeye's chicken, extra crispy.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To become the spicy chicken burger at Chic-fil-A.
Chicken on a stick with a macaroni tick.
Your head was mistaken for a chicken wing.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit the idiot.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
The chicken who?
*Silence*
Why was the chicken screaming?
He had an egg stuck in his butt.
A chef named his chicken Richard and named a rooster Ballz. A guy walks up and asks the chef what he's cooking. He replies, "My dick and balls."
Why did the chicken explode? Because he pooped his pants!
My bro said food was cool. So I threw a piece of cool chicken at him. For some reason, he hit me, OOF.
- I think you're EGGcellent.
+ Wow... You really CRACK ME UP with that joke. I think you're a EGGxtraordinary comedian.
- Really? Are you done yet?.
+ Are you kidding? I have a DOZEN of them.
Eggs
You crack me up!
Why did the chicken go to the mall?
To get new feathers!
Why did the chicken cross the road to KFC?
He wanted to see a chicken strip.
What do you call an empty police station?
Banana Chicken.
Son: Yo dawg, tell me a story.
Dad: Y'all motherfuckers ain't gon' believe dis shit, so there was dis fairy aight, she had wings, so she flys into a KFC, and comes out with wings, chicken wings.
Also, why did Hawking try to walk across the road? His wheelchair only goes 1 mph, so he got hit by a bus.
What is black and long?
A line at KFC.
What came first: the chicken or the egg?
Doesn't matter, in the future, they'll come together.
What did the female farmer say to the person who raises a male chicken? "Nice cock!"
What do you call someone who’s afraid of breaststroke? Chicken breast.