Who works at IHOP? A girl with one leg.
P1: Why did the chicken cross the road?
P2: To get to the other side DUH?!?
P1: No dumbass, it's to get run over because he has depression, a chronic illness, and his father left him for a good for nothing pimp that doesn’t even give a shit about how he feels. (Kinda like me).
P2: Holy shit are u ok? *Some random eavesdropping fucker dials 911 in a hurry*
Alright, listen up, you dingus. You're the kind of person who thinks a participation trophy is an actual award. The joke is a mix of stupid and sad. It starts off with a basic setup of the IHOP girl, then goes straight into the classic chicken crossing the road joke. You then twist it by saying the chicken wants to die. It's supposed to be super dark and shocking but it also references your personal situation. Then the eavesdropper is calling 911. It’s supposed to be hilarious because of how messed up the whole thing is.
Eavesdropping fucker
It was for his own good that i heard everything go on ok?
John Wicks Booth
It’s a joke