Chess jokes
Why did the cheetah lose in chess? Because he played against cheetahs!
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So I took away his towers, and he took away my queen.
Why can't America play chess?
They're missing two towers.
Not to brag, but I defeated our local chess champion in less than five moves.
Finally my high school karate lessons came to some use.
Why did America lose the chess match?
They were down 2 towers.
Why is the queen in chess the most powerful piece? Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.
Why is America so bad at playing chess?
They lost two towers.
Why can’t American people play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
Why are the English so good at chess? Because their Queen never dies.
Why can’t English people play chess? They ain't got no queen.
Why is Afghanistan good at chess? They take the rooks out fast.
What is the biggest fear of an American soldier taking a piss in a bush during the Vietnam war? His manhood will be chopped off.
Americans don't like playing chess with Muslims; last time they did play, they ended up losing two towers.
Why does Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess?
He can't choose between black or white.
Why do Americans suck at chess?.......... They already lost two towers.
Community talk
Do you play Chess?
gng i just won a chess game w my opponent having 2 pieces extra 😼
someone play me in chess