Chess jokes
Why can't Americans play chess? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost their 2 towers.
How does a disabled person play chess?
I think you forgot they don't have legs.
Memes
Republicans were quick to admit however, that the 22nd Amendment was passed in a stolen election to remove FDR.
Why were the UK and the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen and two towers.
Chess board White: right Black: left Yellow: invading
Three boy chihuahua were hot about this girl chihuahua. She tells them, "I will date whichever one of you can use liver and cheese in the same sentence."
First dog says, "I love cheese, but liver is bland."
She replies, "Really original."
Next dog, "I love liver, but cheese makes me constipated."
She replies, "Ew, gross."
Third dog steps up, "Man, liver alone cheese mine."
Winner dog 3.