Chess jokes
Why did the cheetah lose in chess? Because he played against cheetahs!
Why are Americans such good chess players?
Because they lost two towers.
Why were the UK and the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen and two towers.
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Why can't New York City play chess?
Because they lost 2 towers!
How does a disabled person play chess?
I think you forgot they don't have legs.
Why can't Americans play chess? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Chess board White: right Black: left Yellow: invading
Three boy chihuahua were hot about this girl chihuahua. She tells them, "I will date whichever one of you can use liver and cheese in the same sentence."
First dog says, "I love cheese, but liver is bland."
She replies, "Really original."
Next dog, "I love liver, but cheese makes me constipated."
She replies, "Ew, gross."
Third dog steps up, "Man, liver alone cheese mine."
Winner dog 3.
Levon Aronian's wife died in a car crash. That's wheelie unfortunate.
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Republicans were quick to admit however, that the 22nd Amendment was passed in a stolen election to remove FDR.
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gng i just won a chess game w my opponent having 2 pieces extra 😼
someone play me in chess
question of the day- chess or checkers? Choose your personal favorite and then say which one you think is more difficult to play (please do not be dumb and choose the wrong on)