Why do Arabs hate chess?
Because the queen is allowed to move freely.
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So I took away his towers, and he took away my queen.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You're so flat we can play chess on your chest!
What is a terrorist's first move in chess?
C4.
Life is like a game of chess.
I don’t know how to play chess.
1. What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese.
2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ash. Ash who? Achoo!
3. How does the ocean say hello? He waves.
4. Why can't Elsa have a balloon? Because she will let it go.
5. What do you call your enemy? You don't call it at all.
How did the air beat me at chess? It did that thing, haha!
Why are the English so good at chess? Because there Queen never dies.
Why did America loose the chess match?
They were down 2 towers.
What do you call a nut who loves the game of chess?
A chess-nut.
Two towers.
Why are the English so bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen.
Not to brag, but I defeated our local chess champion in less than five moves.
Finally my high school karate lessons came to some use.
Why is England's team unfair in chess?
Because 2 rooks = 10 and a queen = 9.
The first time you have to do a full body workout in chess.
Why did the cheetah lose in chess because he played against cheetahs
why are americans such good chess players?
because they lost 2 towers.
Why can't New your city play chess???
Because they lost 2 towers
How does a disabled person play chess?
I think you forgot they don't have legs.
why cant americans play chess? because they lost their 2 towers
Why are americans bad at clash roylae? because they lost thier 2 towers
