Chess

Chess Jokes

Why does us suck at chess? we lost both our towers. Why is england so good at chess? they still have their queen. Why does russia suck at chess? they only have pawns

I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So I took away his towers and he took away my queen.

The farmers were playing chess, and the winner shouted and said: I killed your horse... The second quickly left and when he returned he said: We have poisoned all your cows