Chess jokes
How do you know that the U.S. sucks at chess?
They lost two towers.
Why is Afghanistan good at chess? They take the rooks out fast.
What is the biggest fear of an American soldier taking a piss in a bush during the Vietnam war? His manhood will be chopped off.
Why does Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess?
He can't choose between black or white.
Why cant Americans play chess?
Because they lost their towers...
Why do Americans suck at chess?.......... They already lost two towers.
"No towers? :("
"No queen? :("
Why are Americans so bad at Chess?
They're missing two towers.
Why are English people bad at chess? 'Cause they lost their Queen.
Why can't the US play chess? 'Cause they lost their towers.
Why can't England play Clash, Chess, or Checkers?
Because they lost their queen.
Why are Nepalese bad at chess?
Because someone already killed their king!
1. What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese.
2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ash. Ash who? Achoo!
3. How does the ocean say hello? He waves.
4. Why can't Elsa have a balloon? Because she will let it go.
5. What do you call your enemy? You don't call it at all.
Why is the USA so bad at chess?
Because they already lost two towers.
Why is America bad at chess? We already lost two towers.
Why can't Paris play chess? Because they don't have their towers (also known as rooks).
The farmers were playing chess, and the winner shouted and said: "I killed your horse!"
The second quickly left, and when he returned he said: "We have poisoned all your cows!"
Life is like a game of chess.
I don’t know how to play chess.
What is a terrorist's first move in chess?
C4.
In British chess I guess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without 2 towers.
Why can't the English play chess? Because they lost their queen. And why can't the US play chess? Because they lost their towers.
Why is England bad at chess?
'Cause they lost their queen.