why cant british people play chess
because they lost their queen
Roses are red fiolets are blue ur so flat we can play chess on ur chest
Why do Arabs hate chess? Because the queen is allowed to move freely.
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So I took away his towers and he took away my queen.
The farmers were playing chess, and the winner shouted and said: I killed your horse... The second quickly left and when he returned he said: We have poisoned all your cows
Why can’t English people play chess? They ain't got no queen.
society is like chess, its always whites vs blacks
Why is the queen in chess the most powerful piece? Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.
Why are Nepalese bad at chess? Cause someone already killed their king 👑
What games do monks play a lot?
AMONK us.
life is like a game of chess, i don’t know how to play chess
how did the air beat me at chess? It did that thing! haha
Why did America loose the chess match?
They were down 2 towers.
The first time you have have to do a full body workout in
two towers
How do you know that the U.S. suck at chess/
They lost two towers.
Why do Americans suck at chess.......... they already lost two towers
Do you want to know the most racist game......Chess you wanna know why?? Because they never let black go first.I wonder why.....lmao
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off. "Because", he said, "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."
Why does russia suck at chess? They only have pawns.
