why cant amarica play chess? threre missing two towers
Why can’t Americans play chess They lost 2 towers
Being the first to move in chess. It’s a white privilege.
Why is Afghanistan good at chess? They take the rooks out fast.
What is the biggest fear of an American soldier taking a piss in a bush during the Vietnam war? His manhood will be chopped off.
Americans don't like playing chess with muslims, last time they did play they ended up losing two towers.
Why can't America play chess?
They're missing two towers
why cant british people play chess
because they lost their queen
Why is the UK and the USA bad at playing chess?.......... Because they lost 2 towers and their queen
Why does us suck at chess? we lost both our towers. Why is england so good at chess? they still have their queen. Why does russia suck at chess? they only have pawns
Why is the queen in chess the most powerful piece? Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.
The farmers were playing chess, and the winner shouted and said: I killed your horse... The second quickly left and when he returned he said: We have poisoned all your cows
Why do Arabs hate chess? Because the queen is allowed to move freely.
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So I took away his towers and he took away my queen.
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Why are Nepalese bad at chess? Cause someone already killed their king 👑
Why can’t English people play chess? They ain't got no queen.
Roses are red fiolets are blue ur so flat we can play chess on ur chest
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society is like chess, its always whites vs blacks
What games do monks play a lot?
AMONK us.
