In British chess I guess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without 2 towers.
Being the first to move in chess.
It’s a white privilege.
Why can’t Americans play chess?
They lost 2 towers.
Why is the UK bad at chess? Because they already lost their queen.
Why can't America play chess?
There are missing two towers.
Republicans were quick to admit however, that the 22nd Amendment was passed in a stolen election to remove FDR.
Why is Afghanistan good at chess? They take the rooks out fast.
What is the biggest fear of an American soldier taking a piss in a bush during the Vietnam war? His manhood will be chopped off.
Americans don't like playing chess with Muslims; last time they did play, they ended up losing two towers.
Why can't America play chess?
They're missing two towers.
Why are the UK and the USA bad at playing chess?
Because they lost 2 towers and their queen.
Why can't British people play chess?
Because they lost their queen.
Why do US suck at chess? We lost both our towers.
Why is England so good at chess? They still have their queen.
Why does Russia suck at chess? They only have pawns.
What games do monks play a lot?
Among Us.
Why are Nepalese bad at chess?
Because someone already killed their king!
Why is the queen in chess the most powerful piece? Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.
Why can’t English people play chess? They ain't got no queen.
Why is England bad at chess? cause they lost their queen
Society is like chess, it's always whites vs blacks.
Why does Britain suck at chess?
They lost their queen.
Why does Russia suck at chess? They only have pawns.
The farmers were playing chess, and the winner shouted and said: "I killed your horse!"
The second quickly left, and when he returned he said: "We have poisoned all your cows!"
