Chess

Chess Jokes

Queen

In British chess I guess they play without a queen...

But in American chess they play without 2 towers.

Arab

Why do Arabs hate chess?

Because the queen is allowed to move freely.

Queen

Why is the UK bad at chess? Because they already lost their queen.

Afghanistan

Why is Afghanistan good at chess? They take the rooks out fast.

What is the biggest fear of an American soldier taking a piss in a bush during the Vietnam war? His manhood will be chopped off.

Tower

Americans don't like playing chess with Muslims; last time they did play, they ended up losing two towers.

UK

Why are the UK and the USA bad at playing chess?

Because they lost 2 towers and their queen.

Tower

Why do US suck at chess? We lost both our towers.

Why is England so good at chess? They still have their queen.

Why does Russia suck at chess? They only have pawns.

King

Why are Nepalese bad at chess?

Because someone already killed their king!

Queen

Why is the queen in chess the most powerful piece? Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.

Rose

Roses are red, violets are blue, You're so flat we can play chess on your chest!