Chess jokes
Why can’t Americans play chess?
They lost 2 towers.
Why is the UK bad at chess? Because they already lost their queen.
Why do Arabs hate chess?
Because the queen is allowed to move freely.
Why can't America play chess?
There are missing two towers.
Why can't Paris play chess? Because they don't have their towers (also known as rooks).
Memes
Why can't British people play chess?
Because they lost their queen.
Americans don't like playing chess with Muslims; last time they did play, they ended up losing two towers.
Why can't America play chess?
They're missing two towers.
Why do US suck at chess? We lost both our towers.
Why is England so good at chess? They still have their queen.
Why does Russia suck at chess? They only have pawns.
Why are the UK and the USA bad at playing chess?
Because they lost 2 towers and their queen.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You're so flat we can play chess on your chest!
What is a terrorist's first move in chess?
C4.
The farmers were playing chess, and the winner shouted and said: "I killed your horse!"
The second quickly left, and when he returned he said: "We have poisoned all your cows!"
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So I took away his towers, and he took away my queen.
Why can’t English people play chess? They ain't got no queen.
Why does Russia suck at chess? They only have pawns.
Why does Britain suck at chess?
They lost their queen.
Society is like chess, it's always whites vs blacks.
Why is England bad at chess?
'Cause they lost their queen.
Why are Nepalese bad at chess?
Because someone already killed their king!