In British chess I guess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without 2 towers.
Why can't America play chess?
There are missing two towers.
Why do Arabs hate chess?
Because the queen is allowed to move freely.
Being the first to move in chess.
It’s a white privilege.
Why is Afghanistan good at chess? They take the rooks out fast.
What is the biggest fear of an American soldier taking a piss in a bush during the Vietnam war? His manhood will be chopped off.
Americans don't like playing chess with Muslims; last time they did play, they ended up losing two towers.
Why can't America play chess?
They're missing two towers.
Why can't British people play chess?
Because they lost their queen.
Why are the UK and the USA bad at playing chess?
Because they lost 2 towers and their queen.
Why is England bad at chess?
'Cause they lost their queen.
Why can’t English people play chess? They ain't got no queen.