Board Game

Board Game Jokes

I'm in jail for 5 minutes and I already got fucked 15 times. You don't have any ideea how much I hate playing monopoly with my dad.

Friend #1: "Yo guys, what's the most unfair game you've ever played? For me it's Fortnite."

Friend #2: "I'd have to say Monopoly."

Me: "The most unfair game you say? Life, definitely. Like, no one wins, it's a one-way game."

Friend #2: "Uhh...that's not exactly what he meant..."

Friend #1: *calls the suicide hotline*

Jace: ha ha i won dude you suck at monopoly Timmy:Let's play another game *GUNSHOT* Ig i won! Jace:*SCREAMS IN PAIN* Timmy: What? I thought we were playing chutes and ladders!

My pathological cheater of a sister wanted to play a board game with me. I turned her down because I didn't like the Risk involved.

Harry Potter Dobby: Dobby never meant to kill, Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure!!

Jumanji Coach Webb: Ok, theres alot wrong with that.