Board Game jokes
Why can't New Yorkers play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
Why can't England play Clash, Chess, or Checkers?
Because they lost their queen.
Harry Potter
Dobby: "Dobby never meant to kill, Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure!"
Jumanji
Coach Webb: "Ok, there's a lot wrong with that."
Q: Why can't orphans ever win at Yahtzee?
A: Because they can never seem to get a full house.
Why can't Americans play chess?
Because they're missing two towers.
You should buy this game now.
I almost got caught trying to steal a board game yesterday.
It was a Risk I was willing to take.
I'm in jail for 5 minutes and I already got fucked 15 times. You don't have any idea how much I hate playing Monopoly with my dad.
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he doesn't know if he is black or white.
Q: What is Germany's favorite board game?
A: Nahtzee (Yahtzee).
what game does an emo love?
Hangman.
Why does a queen have more mobility than the king in chess?
Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.
What games do you play if you are bored?
Board games.
Why are orphans bad at Yahtzee?
Because they don't know what a full house is :(
How was Jenga invented?
By watching the Twin Towers collapse.
What is the difference between the rook and the bishop? The rook goes straight, while the bishop moves diagonally.
Do you want to know the most racist game? Chess. You wanna know why? Because they never let black go first. I wonder why... lmao.
Why are English people bad at chess? 'Cause they lost their Queen.
Why can't the US play chess? 'Cause they lost their towers.
Life is like a game of chess.
I don’t know how to play chess.
DON’T READ THIS IF YOU HAVE NOT PLAYED SETTLERS OF CATAN!
“Wheat is going on?” I asked my godmother. She replied “Godson, I really don’t know, but could you please get me some m-ore Shloer?”
“Ok, I’ll sheep if there’s any in the fridge!”
Why does the Queen have more mobility than the King in chess?
Because it's shaped like the kitchen floor.