Friend #1: "Yo guys, what's the most unfair game you've ever played? For me it's Fortnite."
Friend #2: "I'd have to say Monopoly."
Me: "The most unfair game you say? Life, definitely. Like, no one wins, it's a one-way game."
Friend #2: "Uhh...that's not exactly what he meant..."
Friend #1: *calls the suicide hotline*
What is the difference between the rook and the bishop? The rook goes straight, while the bishop moves diagonally.
I'm in jail for 5 minutes and I already got fucked 15 times. You don't have any idea how much I hate playing Monopoly with my dad.
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, "Let’s make this interesting."
So we stopped playing chess.
Why can't Americans play chess?
Because they're missing two towers.
Why does a queen have more mobility than the king in chess?
Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.
Why aren't orphans good at Monopoly?
They don't know what a house is.
Why does the queen move more than a king on the chessboard?
Because it looks like a kitchen floor.
Why does the Queen have more mobility than the King in chess?
Because it's shaped like the kitchen floor.
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he doesn't know if he is black or white.
what game does an emo love?
Hangman.
Do you want to know the most racist game? Chess. You wanna know why? Because they never let black go first. I wonder why... lmao.
Q: Why can't orphans ever win at Yahtzee?
A: Because they can never seem to get a full house.
What is a tornado's favorite game?
Twister!
Q: What is Germany's favorite board game?
A: Nahtzee (Yahtzee).
Why is an orphan's favorite game Monopoly?
Because they can actually buy a house.
Jace: Haha, I won, dude. You suck at Monopoly!
Timmy: Let's play another game. *GUNSHOT* I guess I won!
Jace: *SCREAMS IN PAIN*
Timmy: What? I thought we were playing Chutes and Ladders!
Why are orphans bad at Yahtzee? Cause they don't know what a full house is :(
Life is like a game of chess.
I don’t know how to play chess.
My pathological cheater of a sister wanted to play a board game with me.
I turned her down because I didn't like the Risk involved.
