Chess jokes
Why is America so bad at playing chess?
They lost two towers.
Why can't New Yorkers play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
Why can't England play Clash, Chess, or Checkers?
Because they lost their queen.
Why can’t American people play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
Why are English people bad at chess? 'Cause they lost their Queen.
Why can't the US play chess? 'Cause they lost their towers.
Why can't the English play chess? Because they lost their queen. And why can't the US play chess? Because they lost their towers.
Why can't Paris play chess? Because they don't have their towers (also known as rooks).
Why can’t the USA play chess?
Because they lost their two towers.
How do you play chess with a Catholic?
You put a condom on the bishop.
Why does the Queen have more mobility than the King in chess?
Because it's shaped like the kitchen floor.
Why can’t Americans play chess?
They lost 2 towers.
Being the first to move in chess.
It’s a white privilege.
Why are the UK and the USA bad at playing chess?
Because they lost 2 towers and their queen.
Why were the UK and the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen and two towers.
Why are people from New York so bad at chess?
Because they quickly lose two towers (rooks).
What is a terrorist's first move in chess?
C4.
Why can't British people play chess?
Because they lost their queen.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You're so flat we can play chess on your chest!
Why do Arabs hate chess?
Because the queen is allowed to move freely.
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So I took away his towers, and he took away my queen.