Forrest Gump

Forrest Gump jokes

Character

Forrest Gump: Who's your favorite Lord of the Rings character?

Lieutenant Dan: Legaless.

JFK

JFK was one of the most open-minded presidents. It really blows my mind how great he was.

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  • Bob Ross

    Bob Ross fighting in Vietnam. "They're in the happy little trees, shoot the happy little trees and bushes!"

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  • Fence

    Chuck Norris once took down a fence. Maybe you heard of it, the Berlin Wall.

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