๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ฎ ๐ซข ๐ค ๐ญ ๐ก ๐คฃ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ณ What is the difference between paying $50.00 to received a anonymous blow job from a physically challenged gay white male who is also a sex worker at a glory hole and paying $175.00 to received a anonymous blow job from a able-bodied bisexual white female who is also a sex worker at a glory hole? If you give $50.00 to received a anonymous blow job from a physically challenged gay white male who is also a sex worker at a glory hole you are saving yourself $125.00 ๐ธ ๐
Why do physically challenged gay men suck dick better than females who are able-bodied and heterosexual? Because physically challenged gay men do it best ๐ ๐ ๐๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ช ๐ช ๐ฅฐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ โค๏ธ ๐ โฃ๏ธ ๐ ๐
The neighborโs children challenged me to a water fight. Iโm just checking my Facebook quickly before the kettle boils.
So one time I was with my girlfriend crazy right but we were doing a tictok eye fallow challenge and she pulled up a pick of where Stacy for in to the spider verse and I look some were I shouldnโt and she smacked me and I changed to the rock and you know where she looked wtf right in the no no square and since she was a girl all I could do was sit back and watch
If at first you don't succeed, oh well, so much for skydiving.
People: the titanic is unsinkable! Iceberg: challenge accepted.
People on 1912: This ship is unsinkable even god himself couldnโt destroy it God: Ok bet whereโs my icebergs?
Why did the Puerto Rican American ๐บ๐ธ ๐ต๐ท that was a gay male ๐บ๐ธ ๐ต๐ท that was born physically challenged did not say anything to a group of gay white men that were not physically challenged after they called him a size queen after the Puerto Rican American ๐บ๐ธ ๐ต๐ท that was born physically challenged was done taking turns giving them a blowjob and was done taking turns swallowing their sweet cum? ๐บ๐ธ ๐ต๐ท Because it was the best meal that he ever had since he has been in prison for 30 years ๐บ๐ธ ๐ต๐ท
๐ด ๐ โฐ๏ธ โ๏ธ If a gay male is married to a well-endowed physically challenged gay male that has been sleeping in bed for three hours nonstop, and he wants him to wake up do he can fix him his morning breakfast, how does he wake him up? Wake up sleeping Jesus by giving him a blowjob
Me: Wanna play a game?
Sister: Ya, what is it?
Me: Tic tac toe.
Sister:?
Takes out knife and rolls up sleeve.
Me: Tic tac toe.
What is the difference between a gay male who is not physically challenged giving a blowjob job to a gay male that is not physically challenged, and a gay male who is physically challenged giving a blowjob to a gay male who is not physically challenged? A gay male who is not physically challenged who receives a blowjob from a gay male who is physically challenged, would still not believe that the physically challenged male is gay because the gay male who is not physically challenged is the definition of a asshole
Sodomising a physically challenged homophobic heterosexual white male, is better than the smallest act of kindness
Me: truth or dare?
Crush: dare
Me: I dare you to give me your phone number
Crush: umm nevermind truth
Me: ok what is your phone number
When you play flappy bird in 9/11 the bird is a blane and the obstical courses are towers
I'd make a joke about the chin bones, but yall couldnt mandle it
โThe Totanic is unsinkable!โiceberg-challeng excepted
It was the final examination for an introductory English course at the UW. Like many such freshman courses, it was designed to weed out new students, having over 800 students in the class! The examination was two hours long, and exam booklets were provided. The professor was very strict and told the class that any exam that was not on his desk in exactly two hours would not be accepted and the student would fail. 1/2 hour into the exam, a student came rushing in and asked the professor for an exam booklet.
โYouโre not going to have time to finish this,โ the professor said, as he handed the student a booklet. โYes I will,โ replied the student. He then took a seat and began writing.
After two hours, the professor called for the exams, and the students filed up and handed them in. All except the late student, who continued writing.
1/2 hour later, the last student came up to the professor who was sitting at his desk preparing for his next class. He attempted to put his exam on the stack of exam booklets already there.
โNo you donโt, Iโm not going to accept that. Itโs late.โ The student looked incredulous and angry. โDo you know who I am?โ
โNo, as a matter of fact I donโt,โ replied the professor with an air of sarcasm in his voice. โDo you know who I am?โ the student asked again. โNo, and I donโt care,โ replied the professor with an air of superiority. โGood,โ replied the student, who quickly lifted the stack of completed exams, stuffed his in the middle, and ran out of the room.
How did Michael Jackson challenge the victim's parents? Then won't you slap my face, because I'm bad.
Never challenge death to a pillow fight.
Unless you're prepared for the reapercushions.
I was struggling on a math test when a girl in a wheelchair leaned over and said, "Hey, this is the easiest thing I've done all day. " I was triggered, so the next day when we were doing the pledge, I leaned over and said, "This is the easiest thing I've done all day."
