Challenge jokes
All these showstoppers and technical challenges and I still can't get your signature.
I bet Steven Hawking $100 if he could catch me.
As soon as he said yes, I climbed up the stairs.
Wordle be like (Part 2):
COMBS 💚🩶🩶🩶💚
CURES 💚💚🩶🩶💚
CULTS 💚💚🩶💚💚
When it's NNN but you have a peanut allergy: 🥳
Why is pounding your mom like playing video games?
Because once you start, you just can’t stop until you win!
Want my cookie? Come and get it... 😭
What's the hardest thing when working with the severely mentally handicapped?
My dick.
I had a threesome on an elevator with a monkey and my underage, deaf, & mentally challenged sister...
It was wrong on so many levels.
If a mentally challenged person shows up late,
Is it ok to call him tardy?
I asked a person in a wheelchair if they wanted to fight. All I had to do is say, "Stand up!"
What do Drake and math have in common? They’re both hard for kids.
What is Jimmy Savile's favorite Roblox game?
"Undress to Impress."
They say that the tongue is the strongest muscle in the human body. Wanna fight? 👅💦
Person with no arms: Even though I have no arms, I can do anything you guys can.
Me: If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. 👏👏 If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. 👏👏
Person with no arms: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
My friend called me fat, so I challenged him to a running race.
I took my 5 year old son to ride some roller coasters. I think he didn’t like it because I challenged him to a no hands contest.
He said, "But I don’t have any." He wanted to know what dark humor is. Now he knows what it is and what it feels like.
Mr. Beast challenge in Memphis be like: last one to survive the shooting wins 1 million dollars.
I’d tell BlessedBrian to aim for the stars, but it seems like his GRAVITATIONAL PULL is holding him back.
The 5 year old with cancer is going through a mid-life crisis.
A Canadian, an American, and a Mexican were tasked by a billionaire with teaching his stubborn pet parrot how to speak within 2 weeks.
They were given everything they needed to succeed, and a large sum of money was offered to the one who made the parrot talk first.
The Canadian played documentaries for the parrot through the whole duration. He spent all his time citing the alphabet and reading stories for the parrot.
The American showered him with the finest food, brought him all the females that he can mate with, and made sure to spoil the parrot as much as he can.
The Mexican locked the parrot in a dark room, barely gave him any food or water, and beat the shit out of him every single day.
When the time was up, the billionaire returned to find the parrot still unable to speak, so he asked the 3 trainers about their progress.
The Canadian goes: "I have tried everything. I spent all my time and energy teaching him the alphabet and reading books to him! Nothing worked."
The American agrees: "I have spoiled him beyond belief, gave him all the luxury he can possibly get, and yet he won't speak!"
The Mexican confirms: "I have showered him with love and luxury as well, tried to teach him words day and night, spent all my time and energy spoiling him with everything I had!"
The parrot looks at the Mexican with disbelief and yells out: "You lying motherfucker!"