Celebrity jokes
Did you know Paul Walker was a method actor? He took his role very seriously as a human torch.
Dababy in my dickle trickle when eating my pickle.
Ever wonder why pride month is so hot?
It's just a free trial of what's to come for the celebrators...
How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Follow the fresh prints.
What did Bill Cosby say on the second date?
"Hi, nice to meet you."
"Dad, how do stars die?" -- "Usually an overdose."
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Michael Jackson.
Things to kids:
Dragapult: "Ooh, look! Some ammo."
A Good Parent: "My baby!"
Michael Jackson: (HeeHee)
What's Pee-Wee Herman's favorite Michael Jackson song?
Beat It.
Want to know what Juice WRLD would do if he were alive today?
Frantically scratch on the inside of his coffin.
Your mom is so ugly, she's the reason he swerved.
Q: Why does Pewdiepie prefer knives over guns?
A: Because knives don't have barrels.
What is the sweat between Dolly Parton's boobs?
Mountain Dew.
What's in common with Michael Jackson and a phone?
Kids play with both of them.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer?
I care when my computer crashes.
Say what you want about Paul Walker, but he was a smart guy.
You can tell by the quantity of brain matter on his dashboard.
What does Michael Jackson like?
Teabags.
What do Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?
They both come while you’re asleep.
Yo mama's so dumb, she thought Bruno Mars was a planet!
You're so cool that celebrities take pictures of you.