Celebrity jokes
Q. What's the difference between people and a toilet?
A. Neither does R. Kelly.
I met him once, but he wouldn’t give me his autograph!
Jake Adkins watches James Charles.
Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?
Because he never missed a beat!
Mariah Carey is a more legit rapper than rapboat.
Memes
People who wannabe rich and famous rappers should always look at Tekashi 6ix9ine, and learn what not to do.
Why don’t rappers ever get cold?
Because they have so many fans!
What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer?
I care when my computer crashes.
Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop.
Why did the octopus cry?
Because his mum said he looked like Johnny Depp.
Juice WRLD farts smell like McDonalds.
"Dababy midget porn."
What's the difference between Kanye West and an orphan?
Kanye West has parents.
Katie Price's answer for everything is darkness.
She isn't a dull person, but playing eye spy with my little eye with Harvey is just way too easy.
Why did Paul Walker die? Because he crashed a car into a tree.
Ever wonder why pride month is so hot?
It's just a free trial of what's to come for the celebrators...
Michael Jackson.
Your mom so ugly that Paul Walker died.
What do you call a woman with magical abilities and an android? Wanda Maximoff and Vision! Or.... Scarlet Witch and Vision! This joke was added to celebrate and honour Marvel Studios' new series: WandaVision!
What’s the difference between a computer and Paul Walker? I give a crap when my computer crashes.