Celebrity jokes
People who wannabe rich and famous rappers should always look at Tekashi 6ix9ine, and learn what not to do.
Cameron Boyce
Why can’t an orphan celebrate Father’s Day and Mother’s Day? Because they have no parents.
I met him once, but he wouldn’t give me his autograph!
Jake Adkins watches James Charles.
Why did Greg go mad? Because Stephen stalked him.
Chris Brown, More like Chris Brownie hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!
Q. What's the difference between people and a toilet?
A. Neither does R. Kelly.
What do Americans and stars have in common?
They both love shooting up.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Bill Cosby will pudding rape you.
What do you call a bank robbery with MrBeast?
A donation team.
What is the sweat between Dolly Parton's boobs?
Mountain Dew.
Dababy in my dickle trickle when eating my pickle.
What's the difference between the 44 out of the 45 people who died in the Yaroslavl crash and the nine people who died in the helicopter crash?
Only one was ever famous. Vasicek and Kobe Bryant were the champions.
Michael farts. Jackson doesn’t.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer?
I care when my computer crashes.
Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop.
Why did the octopus cry?
Because his mum said he looked like Johnny Depp.
Katie Price's answer for everything is darkness.
She isn't a dull person, but playing eye spy with my little eye with Harvey is just way too easy.
Juice WRLD farts smell like McDonalds.