Where do orphans go to celebrate graduation?
Their parents.
Celebrity Jokes
Hello, I'm Ariana. I'm looking for someone. Anyone wanna date me?
Ariana
So when Kim Kardashian went into the ocean, the lifeguard said, "No plastic littering!"
What was the last thing to go through Princess Diana’s head before she died?
The steering wheel.
If Will Smith could be in any movie, he would be in "Find My Hairline."
Yo mama so fat that John Cena couldn’t get her down with an Attitude Adjustment!
Foi o Chuck Norris que fez o parto da sua mãe.
Your hairline is so bad that KSI's hairline actually looks normal.
Did you all hear about the newest gay celebrity couple? Yeah, John Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzjohn.
I was in my car listening to my radio. Steve Winwood's song came on, "Just Roll With It, Baby." I said that must be one of Stephen Hawking's favorite songs; he sings it to his girlfriend.
What does Bill Cosby and someone eating at McDonald's have in common?
They're both mc lovin' what they're eating.
What NFL teams parts with James Charles!?
Green Bay Packers & New England Patriots
Zaine Davis and Stephen Hawking fuck each others brains out.
Bill Cosplay
What did I say to my friend? "Job, your new name is Jojo Siwa."
My life #freemymanrkelly
Why was the egg runny?
Because he'd just had sex with Jimmy Saville.
Why is he sooo dam fineee?
Will Will Smith smith?
Yes, Will Smith will smith.
Michael Jackson.
