Celebrity jokes
It's way too soon for Kobe jokes.
They never land well.
What do you call a movie with Arnold Schwarzenegger and Bill Cosby?
Predator.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bill Cosby.
Bill Cosby who?
Never mind, I’ll come back when you’re sleeping.
What is it called when 21 Savage and 6ix9ine fight: Alien vs. Predator?
Prince will be coming back in 10 mins here is a joke.
Gwen: Prince sorry but I'm wanting someone else instead. You've just been a complete jackass toward me, sorry good night.
Prince: Please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gwen: Good night!
Prince: Why?
Gwen: Because...now good night!
Prince: We can work some things out?
Gwen: Nope...NOW GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!!
To be continued
What do you call two Michael J. Fox's standing next to each other?
Parallel Parkinson's.
What kind of bride does the pedo icon like? A "maik order" bride. Why? The male part.
Why is Michael Jackson so weak?
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction after eating 12-year-old nuts.
What's the difference between vitiligo and plastic surgery?
Vitiligo doesn't alter facial features.
What did the woman say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, sir, you're in my son."
How many thumbs down can this joke get?
Joke: Runescape, mustard, tits, Pamela Anderson.
Your mum is so ugly she made Paul Walker run.
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and Eminem? Eminem was never proven to beat his wife in court, but Johnny Depp was.
I’d make a joke to Fetty Wap on this, but there’s only a 50/50 chance he’ll SEE this.
Your hairline is so far back, I couldn't see you even when Will Smith slapped it.
A small, nervous woman steps into a hotel elevator in Las Vegas.
At the next floor, three large, burly men step in. The woman is immediately intimidated and clutches her purse tightly.
Suddenly, one of the men says in a deep voice: "Hit the floor!"
Terrified that she is about to be robbed, the woman drops her bags and collapses face down onto the floor of the elevator, cowering in fear.
The men burst out laughing and help the bewildered woman up. The speaker apologizes profusely and says: "No, ma'am, I meant hit the button for our floor!"
The next morning, the woman receives a massive bouquet of roses and has her entire hotel bill paid for. Attached is a note that says: "Thanks for the best laugh I've had in years."
What's red and got makeup all over?
A Bill Cosby victim.
Miksi Michael lähti limusiinistä ulos?
Hän näki alastoman pojan.