Where do orphans go to celebrate graduation?
Their parents.
So when Kim Kardashian went into the ocean, the lifeguard said, "No plastic littering!"
Did you know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her Head and Shoulders on the car dashboard.
What was the last thing to go through Princess Diana’s head before she died?
The steering wheel.
If Will Smith could be in any movie, he would be in "Find My Hairline."
Hello, I'm Ariana. I'm looking for someone. Anyone wanna date me?
Ariana
Your hairline is so bad that KSI's hairline actually looks normal.
Amber Heard Daily Routine:
Get out of bed, drink coffee, take a shit on Johnny Depp's bed.
Zaine Davis and Stephen Hawking fuck each others brains out.
I was in my car listening to my radio. Steve Winwood's song came on, "Just Roll With It, Baby." I said that must be one of Stephen Hawking's favorite songs; he sings it to his girlfriend.
Bill Cosplay
Hi, I am Michael Jackson, pronouns are HEE/HEE!
Why is he sooo dam fineee?
Why was the egg runny?
Because he'd just had sex with Jimmy Saville.
My life #freemymanrkelly
What did I say to my friend? "Job, your new name is Jojo Siwa."
Michael Jackson.
Will Will Smith smith?
Yes, Will Smith will smith.
"FUCK FUCK FUCK MY CLOTHES CAUGHT THE FLAME OH MY GOD IT BURNS SO MUCH!"
Robin Williams' death was the most horrible impression ever given. (RIP Robin Williams, you will be missed!)
