Celebrity jokes
Chris Brown, More like Chris Brownie hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!
Why can’t an orphan celebrate Father’s Day and Mother’s Day? Because they have no parents.
What do Americans and stars have in common?
They both love shooting up.
Mariah Carey is a more legit rapper than rapboat.
Why don’t rappers ever get cold?
Because they have so many fans!
Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?
Because he never missed a beat!
People who wannabe rich and famous rappers should always look at Tekashi 6ix9ine, and learn what not to do.
I met him once, but he wouldn’t give me his autograph!
Jake Adkins watches James Charles.
Why did Greg go mad? Because Stephen stalked him.
Q. What's the difference between people and a toilet?
A. Neither does R. Kelly.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer?
I care when my computer crashes.
Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop.
Why did the octopus cry?
Because his mum said he looked like Johnny Depp.
Juice WRLD farts smell like McDonalds.
"Dababy midget porn."
What's the difference between Kanye West and an orphan?
Kanye West has parents.
Katie Price's answer for everything is darkness.
She isn't a dull person, but playing eye spy with my little eye with Harvey is just way too easy.
If Selena Gomez wasn't really single after Justin Bieber dumped her, I would wait for her to come by my house, take her fine ass in my room, close my door, and give her some sex medicine until she masturbates.
Why did Paul Walker die? Because he crashed a car into a tree.