Celebrity jokes
What do Americans and stars have in common?
They both love shooting up.
Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?
Because he never missed a beat!
What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer?
I care when my computer crashes.
Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop.
Why did the octopus cry?
Because his mum said he looked like Johnny Depp.
Memes
Katie Price's answer for everything is darkness.
She isn't a dull person, but playing eye spy with my little eye with Harvey is just way too easy.
What's the difference between Kanye West and an orphan?
Kanye West has parents.
Juice WRLD farts smell like McDonalds.
"Dababy midget porn."
Why did Paul Walker die? Because he crashed a car into a tree.
What’s the difference between a computer and Paul Walker? I give a crap when my computer crashes.
Michael Jackson.
Your mom so ugly that Paul Walker died.
What do you call a woman with magical abilities and an android? Wanda Maximoff and Vision! Or.... Scarlet Witch and Vision! This joke was added to celebrate and honour Marvel Studios' new series: WandaVision!
Ever wonder why pride month is so hot?
It's just a free trial of what's to come for the celebrators...
Chuck Norris is a ham weiner.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to get the free cracked version of Windows 10.
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the interview?
Because his FUTURE was too BRIGHT!
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses?
To SHADE the HATERS!