Celebrity jokes
Why don’t rappers ever get cold?
Because they have so many fans!
What do Americans and stars have in common?
They both love shooting up.
Why did Greg go mad? Because Stephen stalked him.
Why can’t an orphan celebrate Father’s Day and Mother’s Day? Because they have no parents.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Bill Cosby will pudding rape you.
Chris Brown, More like Chris Brownie hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!
What's the difference between the 44 out of the 45 people who died in the Yaroslavl crash and the nine people who died in the helicopter crash?
Only one was ever famous. Vasicek and Kobe Bryant were the champions.
What is the sweat between Dolly Parton's boobs?
Mountain Dew.
Dababy in my dickle trickle when eating my pickle.
What do you call a bank robbery with MrBeast?
A donation team.
Michael farts. Jackson doesn’t.
Cameron Boyce
Q. What's the difference between people and a toilet?
A. Neither does R. Kelly.
Jake Adkins watches James Charles.
I met him once, but he wouldn’t give me his autograph!
What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer?
I care when my computer crashes.
What is Lizzo?
Big, fat, and ugly.
Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop.
Why did the octopus cry?
Because his mum said he looked like Johnny Depp.
Katie Price's answer for everything is darkness.
She isn't a dull person, but playing eye spy with my little eye with Harvey is just way too easy.